Joke’s on you - I’ve no idea where it’s from. The wife makes it, contentedly.
Curse your better enjoyed life!
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Don’t forget the rotting, fly-infested hunk of warm cheese melted to the kitchen surface for special occasions
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God, this is the future they want isn’t it
jfc
delete
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Seen a worrying increase in these types of status updates:
“If your sister has facebook, set this on your status. If she doesn’t comment within 10 minutes she owes you £20 & a big fat easter egg! (Not allowed to tag)
. 01.10”
If my sister did this I’d actually block her.
might do this but with Theresa May and reversing article 50
I’ll be a British hero
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checked their facebook page out of morbid curiosity
i despite them and myself
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Alright, Matt Hardy
It’s no “Autumn Days”
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^ fucks me off that. dunno why
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Are you more of an “anon” person?
Still can’t work out why their cheese didn’t need a fridge, tbh.
I think it’s just coz more often than not it’s people making this kind of shithouse memes and just not fucking bothering finding out who wrote this inane crap, then thinking that they’re covering crediting by just putting that shrug-emoji-equivalent at the end
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When you were young and stupid, did you ever think Anon was like Plato or Aristotle or some other old Greek philosopher guy with just one name? Cos I totally never did.
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No, me neither! What sort of idiot would!
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I did with ibid for sure, thinking it was some writer’s name.
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imagine if there was a writer called Jeremy Anon or Chris Anon or Mary Anon^ and he came out with all these absolute crackers, but his name became interspersed with the Anon as anonymous
^ or, we could say x Anon, where x = a Christian name