uv light bullshit?
They go on about it in the comments there. Apparently any beer in clear or green glass gets spoiled by the sun and tastes like skunk.
The fuck is this shit
Oh right yeah. Bullshit innit, grolsch tastes like skunk anyway
Looks pretty flat tho’ tbh. 1-0 us, ya marble-twiddling globey wankers.
JEFFY: Where should we hold the next Flat Earth meet up?
PETUNIOR: Hmm indeed
JEFFY: Quelftopher! An idea you have?
QUELFTOPHER: There’s this place up on eighth, I’ve heard’s good.
PETUNIOR: Good is a positive adjective! That’s great
JEFFY: So it’s settled then! This good restaurant Quelftopher recommends! All agreed?
TOMPMAS: I’m glad All agrees, he’s notoriously difficult to please. Anyhoo, I’m excited
QUELFTOPHER: Yeah you should be, my friend says they do really great global cuisine
A silence descends over the meeting
JEFFY: Get the FUCK out
Willing to bet this isn’t from a flat earthers meeting.
I might get a Twitter and respond to random tweets with “that is so hagrid” and wait for the follows to roll on in before pivoting to spamming improv drone tapes
Yep looks like it was a lgbtq meetup photo that was picked up by 4chan and now circulated amongst reddit bros because lol transpeople, apparently.
Which DiS meetup was this photo stolen from?
DENNIS THE RACONTEUR: Ah you’re back, mum. Could you change the channel to ITV please?
MOTHER OF DENNIS: I thought you’d be more welcoming seeing as I’ve been on holiday for sixteen years
DENNIS THE RACONTEUR: Oh right yeah, welcome back mum. Also you might want to put Ricicles on the shopping list
MOTHER OF DENNIS changes the channel to ITV, on which is the news
MOTHER OF DENNIS: Did you want to watch the news, Dennis? That isn’t like you
DENNIS THE RACONTEUR: Nah I wanted to see if Gareth Gates was going to win Pop Idol. Edge of your seat shite is that
MOTHER OF DENNIS: Hang on, that was sixteen years ago. Are you seriously telling me you’ve been waiting for me to come back home from the sixteen year holiday I booked in Skegness because you couldn’t be bothered to get up yourself to change the channel sixteen years ago?
DENNIS THE RACONTEUR sucks nutrients from his armpit
DENNIS THE RACONTEUR: I’ve adapted to my surroundings like one of them fat bastard turtles Charles Darwin was always banging on about
MOTHER OF DENNIS: Oh Dennis! What an irredeemable waste man!
DENNIS THE RACONTEUR: Excuse me, I got a degree in Eng Lit twenty-odd years ago, did I not
MOTHER OF DENNIS: You got me there, carry on pal. Btw Will Young won
DENNIS THE RACONTEUR: I guess the world wasnt ready for Gareth
Rick’s tweet is so shit that I’ve been gritting my teeth for minutes.
Someone aint been fed…
woah I was actually right about something
Please don’t be scared to go to cities, they’re full of good and interesting things.
But yes, the original story for this was always weird. Now they’re just shamelessly trying to get a career off the back of it. Twats.
Physically made a pained sound reading that. Thanks