Terrible things people post on social media


#3164

uv light bullshit?


#3165

They go on about it in the comments there. Apparently any beer in clear or green glass gets spoiled by the sun and tastes like skunk.


#3166

The fuck is this shit


#3167

Oh right yeah. Bullshit innit, grolsch tastes like skunk anyway


#3168

the longer i look at this the stranger it gets


#3169

Looks pretty flat tho’ tbh. 1-0 us, ya marble-twiddling globey wankers.


#3170

JEFFY: Where should we hold the next Flat Earth meet up?

TOMPMAS: Hmm

PETUNIOR: Hmm indeed

QUELFTOPHER: Hey!

JEFFY: Quelftopher! An idea you have?

QUELFTOPHER: There’s this place up on eighth, I’ve heard’s good.

PETUNIOR: Good is a positive adjective! That’s great

JEFFY: So it’s settled then! This good restaurant Quelftopher recommends! All agreed?

ALL: Yes

TOMPMAS: I’m glad All agrees, he’s notoriously difficult to please. Anyhoo, I’m excited

QUELFTOPHER: Yeah you should be, my friend says they do really great global cuisine

A silence descends over the meeting

JEFFY: Get the FUCK out


#3171

Even JK Rowling must be sick of this by now


#3172

Willing to bet this isn’t from a flat earthers meeting.


#3173

I might get a Twitter and respond to random tweets with “that is so hagrid” and wait for the follows to roll on in before pivoting to spamming improv drone tapes


#3174

Cn: transphobia

Yep looks like it was a lgbtq meetup photo that was picked up by 4chan and now circulated amongst reddit bros because lol transpeople, apparently.


#3175

#3176

Which DiS meetup was this photo stolen from?


#3177

HE MADE INDIE


#3178

DENNIS THE RACONTEUR: Ah you’re back, mum. Could you change the channel to ITV please?

MOTHER OF DENNIS: I thought you’d be more welcoming seeing as I’ve been on holiday for sixteen years

DENNIS THE RACONTEUR: Oh right yeah, welcome back mum. Also you might want to put Ricicles on the shopping list

MOTHER OF DENNIS changes the channel to ITV, on which is the news

MOTHER OF DENNIS: Did you want to watch the news, Dennis? That isn’t like you

DENNIS THE RACONTEUR: Nah I wanted to see if Gareth Gates was going to win Pop Idol. Edge of your seat shite is that

MOTHER OF DENNIS: Hang on, that was sixteen years ago. Are you seriously telling me you’ve been waiting for me to come back home from the sixteen year holiday I booked in Skegness because you couldn’t be bothered to get up yourself to change the channel sixteen years ago?

DENNIS THE RACONTEUR sucks nutrients from his armpit

DENNIS THE RACONTEUR: I’ve adapted to my surroundings like one of them fat bastard turtles Charles Darwin was always banging on about

MOTHER OF DENNIS: Oh Dennis! What an irredeemable waste man!

DENNIS THE RACONTEUR: Excuse me, I got a degree in Eng Lit twenty-odd years ago, did I not

MOTHER OF DENNIS: You got me there, carry on pal. Btw Will Young won

DENNIS THE RACONTEUR: I guess the world wasnt ready for Gareth


#3179

Rick’s tweet is so shit that I’ve been gritting my teeth for minutes.


#3180

Someone aint been fed…


#3181

woah I was actually right about something :frowning:


#3182

Please don’t be scared to go to cities, they’re full of good and interesting things.

And psychopaths.

But yes, the original story for this was always weird. Now they’re just shamelessly trying to get a career off the back of it. Twats.


#3183

Physically made a pained sound reading that. Thanks