this is why i do three drafts of each tweet, to eradicate silliness

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NGL, into this sort of content

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haha. as if middle class londoners wouldn’t go mad for a cool pie and mash store. Just take down your england flags m8

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Hope somebody moves in, opens a pie & mash shop that also sells vegan pies, and makes a million pounds

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Vegan brunch pies, with tofu jellied eel.

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Right wing dude strikes again. My personal favourite is his skywriting idea… No one would care.

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‘bah, this ice cream has gone stale!’

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‘dear diary, today i didnt sexually assault anyone’

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Not going to share it here, but people seem to be meme-ing the Kavanaugh trial. :confused:

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What’s the relevance of the go kart here?

Can’t sexually assault someone if you were concentrating on those tricky turns at the track

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A complex metaphor for fragile masculinity which is protected from the consequences of its crashes and wipeouts by a) the crash barriers and protective clothing (symbols of the systematic protection of the patriarchy) and b) the fact that the go-kart is not actually that powerful (symbolising the inherent fear of impotence which underlies fragile male egos).

Or someone just had a picture of a go kart and thought ‘that’ll do’.

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The dude is interested in
A) triggering liberals
B) go karting

He’s a very strange figure

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Can’t quite cope with this


‘some words are created that should have been called something else’ - - - - what???

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Having no interest in either of those things I don’t know if they are complimentary hobbies or not. They could be the craft beer and cycling of the single bed misogynist weirdo world for all we know.

“This post is open to interpretation”. Check out Luis fuckin Bunuel here

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not really terrible tbh but a quite weird post from a “supernatural” page; weird to me as someone who has lived here for almost thirty years and never seen a werewolf

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though, I will say, I enjoyed that there was a weird thing going about black-eyed ghosts in the area (it made one of the national shite tabloids iirc) and there was a bit of a thrill from the fact that I walked home through that area most nights from work. Made the approx. hour-long commute quite fun.

Bonus point regarding that was that one of the news stories had drone footage purporting to show a ghost, which any sane person would look at and say “that is drone footage showing a human person, most likely alive”

Maybe you are the werewolf?

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