A take so hot it’s gone cold again.
one part of her twitter handle is definitely overwhelming the other part
If the Gammon Points Twitter hadn’t become a daft fishing account that laughed when England were knocked out of the World Cup I would have forwarded it to that as the ultimate ham joint
this is an absolute nightmare
A sequel to Dead Man’s Shoes?
I don’t understand how these kinds of empty platitudes rack up the #numbers they do.
Is this about Boris Johnson’s divorce?
logs onto twitter
sees “blairite” is trending
yeah i’m off back to DiS
always assume things like this are a dig at a specific person in the poster’s life
I’m sure it is, but it’s just so fucking banal. It’s like we’ve gone from criticising vague-booking to celebrating it.
oh I completely agree - I think they get the likes cos they are vague enough that lots of people can relate to them, a bit like Coldplay lyrics
one thing i learn this yr is i was 2 good for you n i dont need no fake friends either or ppl whu smile to yr face but hate behin yr bk
– an arsehole, somewhere on facebook right now
I misread one of the replies
Case in point: It took me 3-4 years to write my book. My ex never asked what it was about, or to read even a page of it. Supportive to him was saying “I’m gonna play video games, so you can write if you want”.
Which I thought was praising her ex (because, for me, the idea of someone asking questions in person about something I’m doing or making is hell, bc I’m shit at answering those questions), but it wasn’t.
Probably this shows I’m a dickhead tbh
That looks an awful lot like punching down…
in love with whoever posted this
She’s still going. Uncertain of her connection to Mac Miller or whether he failed to cry when he was sad.
RELATIONSHIP PARTICIPANT 1: Mmmm mmmm
RELATIONSHIP PARTICIPANT A: Mmmmm mmmm
RELATIONSHIP PARTICIPANTS 1 and A (named bc a solid relationship, reader, is built on a foundation of equality) are doing kissing on each other
RELATIONSHIP PARTICIPANT 1: How was the kissing for you?
RELATIONSHIP PARTICIPANT A: Bit languid to be honest, your tongue was borderline glacial, if I’m being brutally truthful
(note: a solid relationship, reader, is built on a foundation of honesty)
RELATIONSHIP PARTICIPANT 1: Mac Miller has died
RELATIONSHIP PARTICIPANT A: Now I see.
RELATIONSHIP PARTICIPANT 1: I’m sorry though
RELATIONSHIP PARTICIPANT A: I already forgave you
RELATIONSHIP PARTICIPANT 1: That was quick
RELATIONSHIP PARTICIPANT A: It’s only appropriate. Now let’s take a chance and climb into the lion enclosure at the zoo
RELATIONSHIP PARTICIPANT 1: I’ve got firecrackers and we can spook the living bollocks out of them
RELATIONSHIP PARTICIPANT A: It’s times like this I feel like the giddy teenager I was when first we met
RELATIONSHIP PARTICIPANT 1: I love you
It’s a slur. Maybe the worst one.