No, you were right with “it’s”, contracting ‘it has’?
4490 posts. JFC.
Might have to lock and start a new one.
I thought it’s was just for it is.
House to dean
No, it’s only ‘its’ in possessive cases.
Unless I’m completely losing it which is obviously just as possible.
He gets the toilets too! Fucking bastard.
Same. I’m getting so stupid as I get older!
You are spot on. Apostrophes replace the bits cut out.
I wonder why the possessive rule is different for its. Weird.
Clarity I assume. I mean that must be the theory, given plural it instances aren’t really a thing. Grammar is always arbitrary. Why is the noun -ice and the verb -ise when context is always going to be involved? Except in the case of police where it’s both -ice…
Fuck me that’s incredible
And lieutenants and generals BARK their orders.
Makes you think.
Proper rock malware is the only malware I care about
I prefer viruses that take their time spreading, have a nice ramble through your files and contact lists. No need to hurry, guys!
Well there’s another one for the things you’ve been slow to realise thread! Lost Prophets. Lost profits.
If I knew code I’d do a comparison between superficially complex coding of the 1970s and the simple coding of the 2010s
Thanks
Prefer Mitski’s one
The only thing more tedious than the jokes is a tournament format to vote for things.
Ban all “World Cup of” tweets