Terrible things people post on social media


#4090

ah fuck what/who is this

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#4091

it’s just a stupid person I wouldn’t worry about it


#4092

ay, really weird behaviour from people who should know better.


#4093

Probably just a long haired young woman looking for a quiet bit of the woods to have an emergency piss and then some twat with a drone comes along and freaks her out.


#4094

Uhhh


#4095

These things always fascinate me. Literally cannot fathom the brain behind it.


#4096

Nobody should be allowed to use bold italic Arial, except Massive Attack.


#4097

Alt-J are back! In featuring Delle Alli and the girl who joins every society but only commits to the Harry Potter one form.


#4098

Also the teeth ARE clearly different.


#4099

It’s what Rik Mayall would’ve wanted


#4100

And they’re not even sorry.

(also, the bully is probably going to spark your kid out)


#4101

“This is because your dickhead dad likes Rik Mayall” thump


#4102

Once a rather eccentric friend brainstormed business ideas in the pub and with a straight face, suggested employing schoolkids as vigilantes to beat up other kids who’d been bullying some other kids. Scenes when a much older friend, who is the spit of Moby both in appearance and manner, waved his hand away dismissively and sighed “That’s not a good idea”


#4103

Drink a shot every time it says kid!


#4104

Apart from the other sins here, this also has terrible use of tenses.

Surely the last line should read: “my kid will be told…”.

I did start to write out an analysis of the tenses but I couldn’t be bothered.


#4105

This has been posted before. My response was that not punching the other kid back ensured that the bully continued his appalling behaviour. Me punching him made him leave me alone. Not sorry. I did what I had to do. I was 32, I was.


#4106

Tbh I don’t really have an issue with teaching kids to stand up to bullies with force if necessary, it was the sheer incongruity of it being a popular post from a Rik Mayall fan club page that really overjoyed me.


#4107

Should be ‘my kid will pull out your kid’s nasal hair with pliers’


#4108

“My kid will smack your kid in the arse with a frying pan”


#4109

‘then take them bus surfing’