Terrible things people post on social media


#4670

I mean your friend sounds like a straight-up Nazi who’s calling himself a “both sides” person.


#4671

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#4672

Yes.


#4673

His point was more that I’m the true Nazi for saying Republicans hurt society, but I can see how it reads that way too. Thankfully (?) he’s more profoundly dumb than evil. Either way, glad I moved very far away from everyone.


#4674

While trying to dig up a recipe for banana muffins using apple avoid too much sugar I stumbled upon this utter horror show

https://amyshealthybaking.com/blog/2018/04/10/cinnamon-apple-banana-muffins/

I actually didn’t realise until digging it up for you guys right now that it does have a proper recipe at the bottom, but scrolling through paragraph after paragraph of rambling crap about her ingredients on my phone was quite a hell last night.


#4675

Along those lines…


#4676

Holy shit it’s a thing!

I guess the answer is self-importance


#4677

It’s almost certainly some kind of SEO/traffic thing, on account of how everything shit about the internet is because of that. Well, that or Nazis but I don’t think this is a Nazi tactic.


#4678

Just had a friendly enough exchange with a neighbour on our group page on Facebook. Couldn’t think if I’d met him in real life so clicked on his profile and was greeted with this monstrosity


#4679

oh god :grimacing:

also this is neither here nor there but 18 tabs?? ffs scout, that will murder your battery


#4680

I knew someone would pick up on that :blush: I’ve closed a few down, it was 25 earlier.


#4681

You know there are adverts in pages that do crypto currency mining on your machine in open tabs for other people? :grimacing:


#4682

I don’t even know what any of that means.

I’ve just got it to 5 tabs. My laptop is a whole other story though.


#4683

Saw this on Spotify

Absolutely fuck off.

(Also am fairly sure they must have come up with the pun title and that’s why they made the concept.)


#4684

is it a pun tho? i mean if it’s a pun on block rocking beats and shagging then bed rocking beats is an obvious better one


#4685

Just put a shit load of Penderecki in there


#4686

Yeah I assumed block-rocking beats but who can really tell.


#4687

only 25? amateur hour!

i found out recently if you have 100 or more Chrome tabs open on your phone the number just changes from ‘99’ to ‘:D’


#4688

the classic:


#4689

On your side, @Scout.

Chill out, tab police.

No battery issues here. Advert crypto schmipto? As if the internet has adverts. Firefox mobile is boss.

(Shows an infinity symbol when you have more than a hundred, by the way. I fully admit that 85 tabs is poor browsing admin/time management habit stuff. I just keep opening things with the intention of going back and reading it. A quick scan through shows that fully half of them are either threads off here, Holyrood mag 2 para articles I could clear with half an hour of reading, or Guardian shite linked to here that barely deserves scan. Half a dozen wiki pages. Half a dozen product pages of things under consideration for purchasing. Half a dozen long reads that could be sent to Pocket. 20-odd pages of miscellany. :grinning: There’s probably a whole separate thread in this.)