‘sleep well my funk soul sister’ is gonna be the new thing I say this year
you’re a mermaid minx. let’s get pickled
— Mr Piano.
that’s what they used to call me anyway
Can’t get over the fact this was published by the legitimate source of JK-approved HP canon. Can’t stop laughing.
actually quite like this for that reason
why the hell would they bother installing the plumbing?
The Romans had fucking plumbing!
confused looking thru that Twitter account.
Is Pottermore basically Harry Potter-themed Buzzfeed now? No wonder Harry Potter fans are this extreme when they’re enabled to this degree
So you’re in mid conversation with Professor McGonagall’s great grandmother and suddenly her expression looks a bit tense and she surreptitiously starts to point her wand at her puckering arsehole?
Saturday morning thread
People doing Twitter is essentially ancient Greek philosophy except it’s youth people not ancient Greek people
I thought music made the people come together, and, somehow simultaneously, music made the bourgeoisie and the rebels.
Still waiting for TKOL 2 so they can release a full tracksuit