Terrible things people post on social media

LilWoodyToodelly · 2019-03-18T14:47:30.835Z

Twitter has never been better or worse than it is right now

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Shane Dawson (shanedawson)

i didnt fuck my cat. i didnt cum on my cat. i didnt put my dick anywhere near my cat. Ive never done anything weird with my cats. I promised myself i wasnt going to make apology videos after last years thing so im just trying to be as short and honest with this as possible. (1/?)

2:11 AM - 18 Mar 2019 150K 16K

All them celebs and journalists don’t like it now cause they get called out for being shitters.

sadpunk · 2019-03-18T14:53:24.291Z

I remember when it was all manual retweets round here. You could leave your account unlocked and you knew the name of your local moderator. We looked out for each other. Not like nowadays.

Steved · 2019-03-18T14:53:44.830Z

Fucking STATE of that avi.

hip_young_gunslinger · 2019-03-18T15:08:53.418Z

Dad&husband

grievoustim · 2019-03-18T15:15:46.872Z

yeah I wonder if her article will acknowledge that Twitter might have been great for celebs to get indulged and fawned on a few years ago, but not so great if you were a no mark tweeting into the void

LilWoodyToodelly · 2019-03-18T15:20:57.872Z

https://mobile.twitter.com/Lokivankenobi1/status/1107661534593990658/photo/1

badmanreturns · 2019-03-18T15:24:39.312Z

keith from etid responding

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keith buckley (deathoftheparty)

@shanedawson hey as someone who didn’t know anything about you before but now definitely thinks you fucked and came on your cat, can I ask what this is all about?

2:43 AM - 18 Mar 2019 30K 1.4K

Icarus-Smicarus · 2019-03-18T20:45:43.455Z

Steved:

Fucking STATE of that avi.

Icarus-Smicarus · 2019-03-18T20:47:04.207Z

it used to be tedious and shit, now it’s toxic and shit.

what a shame.

manches · 2019-03-18T21:05:55.932Z

I’ll bring someone you’ve not met before to play Acoustic Guitars Against Humanity

manches · 2019-03-18T21:10:27.321Z

I really like how lacking in enthusiasm that post was

manches · 2019-03-18T21:21:35.359Z

LITTLE GRISHAM MPFORCE: Do you remember when I came out with thats tatement what was a charming combination of my childlike naivety and a profound wisdom, dad

GRISHAM SR: Yes son, about how if your friend wears a blue shirt and your other friend wears a red shirt they should just focus on how they are united in the fact that they’re both wearing a shirt and set aside their differences and focus on making the economic system run in exactly the same way as it currently is?

LITTLE GRISHAM: Yeah, you putted it on your Twitter and it got retwatted by everyone

GRISHAM SR: Yes I was very proud, son

LITTLE GRISHAM: But how come you haven’t putted the other one on I said where I said that if there’s a referendum on leave and remain vat that means that the one’s who won should have the say really though shouldn’t they dad

GRISHAM SR: yeah… nah, dunno… I think Twitter must be broken

MAURICE LEGHORN: (to camera) We-he-he-ell folks, I guess ole Grisham’s just found out why the whole childish simple cut-the-crap wisdom isn’t really good for the wider discourse in the long-term heh heh AAAAGGGHHH

LITTLE GRISHAM has killed MAURICE

LITTLE GRISHAM: If a stwanger bweaks into your house, then you’ve every right to dash their brains and roll around in the viscera that flows forth, dad. EVERY RIGHT - you know it makes sense