Terrible things people post on social media


#5250

But look at those numbers! Twitter is fucked innit.


#5251

Corbynistateen deciding to go to Eton could probably make for a rowdy thread.


#5252

He misses out the bit where his wife was probably telling him to stop gaping at the young couple at the next table like some kind of pervert.


#5253

Everything about that made me wish I’d never been born


#5254

Her: Certain - this is lovely
Him: So are you

:cupid: :sparkling_heart: :heartpulse: :revolving_hearts: :revolving_hearts: :gift_heart: :two_hearts:


#5255

Me: Pass me the cyanide, I’m done


#5256

Could have both had a nice meal but he stubbornly refused to allow her to pay so they both had to drink water out of politeness. Horrific


#5257

i get shitloads of bots trying to sell me binary stock or something


#5258

hateful


#5259

#5260

innit. gf took me out for my birthday a couple of years ago and she was all oh no ill pay, its your birthday, and i was like wo are you sure?? this is expensive, lets go halfs and she was like wow phew


#5261

Everytime my wife and I go out for dinner now I make a big show of getting out my card and that’s it on me, but that’s the benefit of having a joint account for everything.


#5262

:smiley: yeah i would defo do this with a joint account


#5263

My girlfriend does this with ours.


#5264

I would never have a joint account with Clive. Seriously, never. He’ll decide that the amount going into the account each month is what HE earns.


#5265

Patrick Wolf?


#5266

I wouldn’t say no.


#5267

ah that classic combo, roast beef with complimentary champagne


#5268

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a egg


#5269

I know he’s like three… teen years old, but everything from him that’s ever been retweeted onto my timeline makes me think he’s a bit of a twat. He’ll be a centrist dad in no time imo.