Terrible things people post on social media


#5290

What about that blog one where the AI comes up with names for paint colours and sports teams and that.

That was good. Can’t find the link rn though.


#5291

Yeah, I reckon they’re real. Menus, band names, paint colours - all doable, I think. Sitcom scripts? Nah.


#5292

The new twitter thing that is annoying me is the “and it shows” thing.

SOME OF YOU HAVE NEVER HAD A OLDER BROTHER AND IT SHOWS

SOME OF YOU HAVE NEVER HAD A KINDER BUENO AND IT SHOWS

etc

https://twitter.com/search?f=tweets&vertical=default&q="and%20it%20shows"&src=typd

I feel more out of touch with the internet every time I log on to twitter. I just don’t get 80% of twitter.


#5293

Years later, he’d donate several thousand pounds to keep the league going. As a thank you, local kids now play for the Egg Cup.

OR

Adam went for an extremely hard Brexit, forming a country with just himself and his favourite band as inhabitants. Adam, Britt Daniels, Jim Eno, Rob Pope and Alex Fischel identified as their own nation, had their own currency, and their own racial ideologies.

They were the Egg and Spoon race.


#5294

OOOOOFT


#5295

KLfYOfF


#5296

Got a friend at work showing me tweets every day and they’re nearly all terrible.


#5297

i do like their emoji game tho


#5298

Q: How many people does it take to change a lightbulb on a Facebook group?

1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed.
14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently.
7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs.
17 purists who use candles and are offended by light bulb discussions.
6 to argue over whether it’s ‘lightbulb’ or ‘light bulb’.
Another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid.
22 to tell THOSE 6 to stop being jackasses.
2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is ‘lamp’.
15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that ‘light bulb’ is perfectly correct.
249 to post meme’s and gif’s.
19 to post that this page is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a light bulb page.
11 to defend the posting to this page saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant here.
16 to post ‘Following’.
36 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty.
7 to ask if the brands of light bulbs used are worth the money.
19 to tell them that if they like the light bulbs, buy them.
5 People to post pics of their own light bulbs.
15 People to post “I can’t see S$%^!” and use their own light bulbs.
7 to post URL’s where one can see examples of different light bulbs.
4 to post that the URL’s were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL’s.
13 to comment “Me too”.
5 to post to the page that they will no longer post or are leaving because they cannot handle the !%cking light bulb controversy. 6 to report the post or PM an admin because someone said "f÷×"
4 to say “Didn’t we go through this already a short time ago?”.
13 to say “Do a search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs”.
1 to bring politics into the discussion by adding that (insert politician of choice) isn’t the brightest bulb.
4 more to get into personal attacks over their political views.
5 admins to ban the light bulb posters who took it all too seriously.
1 late arrival to comment on the original post 6 months later and start it all over again


#5299

Ugh he’s tweeted at the actors too. Desperately embarrassing.


#5300

How many to cull the spurious apostrophes? Must be ten’s of thousand’s.


#5301

he has so clearly made that up, it has enraged me


#5302

which is worse

  • look at me mocking your precious democracy
  • SECOND REFERENDUM AND BOTH OPTIONS ARE “REMAIN”

0 voters


#5303

oh shit I can edit a poll


#5304

FAO of @ghosthalo

(It’s a poll, btw)


#5305

i panicked and voted yes


#5306

it’s like talking to papa lazaru, just tweet gibberish and people wil think you’re doing super niche irony and pretend they get it


#5307

I’ll add a poll to it asking if Britain is proof that capitalism doesn’t work.


#5308

!!!

This is not just M&S satire, this is stadium foam handed satire.


#5309

This is like something custom-made by expert scientists to irk Andy Dawson enough into bringing back Get in the Sea.