Terrible things people post on social media

Radio 2 = the Alan Partridge Cinematic Universe

And the universe of people who think all music died in 1987

and they come here and fuck my stage!

https://twitter.com/JeremyClarkson/status/1136979651224657920

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Do you all know about the wonderful, wonderful morgz?

It’s a principle of mine that I don’t watch any youtubes which are like

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Richard Dawkins advocating…Christ knows what here

https://twitter.com/richarddawkins/status/1137246160937033729?s=21

Quick skim of their twitter. Which would disqualify him obviously.

I’m in a crazy cat person group on Facebook. About 95% of the posts are just nice pictures of nice cats.

The rest is stuff like this

My favourite thing is that they’ve used a picture of a cat that seems to wearing some kind of costume, because?!?!

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i think you’ve posted this in the wrong thread

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Is that CCL?

Cat vs Human

hate this shit so much

https://twitter.com/sixthformpoet/status/1137658720698228736

half a million likes. daft little platform, silly tweet, fuck off

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Nah, this is great and v.probably true (according to someone on here who knows the tweeter)

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someone on drowned in sound?
Why’s it great though? even if it’s not made up, which it is

I don’t think I can explain why it’s great in a way that’ll make you like it, I just think it’s a cool story (bro).

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Ah. It’s probably doing the rounds on FB cat groups.

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haha hadn’t even seen the other two threads he’s written, give me a break

I had to bite my tongue on social media so you guys will hear it instead

RIGHT FUCKERS. THE MOON DOESN’T GO THROUGH PHASES, THE MOON DOESN’T CHANGE, THE ONLY THING THAT CHANGES IS EARTH PERSPECTIVE.

THE SUN DOESN’T EVER ‘GO DOWN’ WHAT A STUPID FUCKING COMPARISON TO MAKE. ITS ALWAYS THE SAME, IT SHOULDN’T BE A SOURCE OF INSPIRATION FOR REMAINING STATIONARY WHILST THE WORLD MOVES AROUND. ITS LIKE SAYING 'OH DONT WORRY ABOUT THIS DEPRESSED PERSON, IF WE MOVE AROUND THEM AND OCCASIONALLY LOOK AWAY THEY’LL EVENTUALLY FEEL BETTER.

UTTER TWAT MAGNET

I feel better now

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“It’s just an illusion caaaaauuuused by the woorrrld spinning rooouuunnnd”

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Also, even if it were true of huge rocks or balls of incandescent gas, doesn’t mean it’s true of people.

The tree I walked past on the way to work this morning taught me it’s ok to stand still and do nothing. The bus I caught today taught me it’s ok to regularly stop to let people on and off. The mug on my desk has taught me it’s ok to be ceramic.

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You’re a huge ball of incandescent gas

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