#6279

“It’s just an illusion caaaaauuuused by the woorrrld spinning rooouuunnnd”

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#6280

Also, even if it were true of huge rocks or balls of incandescent gas, doesn’t mean it’s true of people.

The tree I walked past on the way to work this morning taught me it’s ok to stand still and do nothing. The bus I caught today taught me it’s ok to regularly stop to let people on and off. The mug on my desk has taught me it’s ok to be ceramic.

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#6281

You’re a huge ball of incandescent gas

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#6282

Damn right I am

#6283

has done me

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#6284

There are many ways to consider and think about the vast, utterly indifferent ball of exploding gas that all known life is completely reliant on, but drawing personal inspiration from it is a strange one.

#6285

The sun taught me it’s ok to go down every day…

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#6286

The sun taught me its okay to explode into a ball of flames around people in order to sustain their life

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#6287

The sun taught me I can still be hot even though I’m big and round.

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#6288

And then finally, at the end of my life collapse in on myself to such an extent that I drag everyone and everything near me into oblivion

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#6289

Love it when one of these goes in both these threads.

It’s fine as a story. I think the problem with Twitter is there is no, “That was fine” way in which a thing can be received, it either sinks without trace or is hitting the BIG time.

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#6290

It’s all opinion - but it’s far from fine imo, it’s really fucking weird. His book should sell well though, that’s the main thing

#6291

The sun taught me that it’s OK to eventually destroy the earth in an all consuming ball of fire

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#6292

The sun taught me that if people look directly at me, I’m allowed to make them blind.

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#6293

The sun taught me that thermonuclear explosions do have a positive side

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#6294

The sun taught me to expect to wait at least eight minutes for anything I do to register with others

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#6295

The sun taught me the advantages of staying 93 million miles away from people who post things like this

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#6296

edit: nvm

#6297

think i prefer the terrible, terrible memes to your rant. sorry

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#6298

jesus fuck

https://twitter.com/NatureisScary/status/1138628776311644162

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