Terrible things people post on social media


#5730

A friend of mine does - he hacks game boys and gets the sounds out of them.


#5731

really would love to get into this sort of thing


#5732

If you do, don’t tell @Epimer or @Steved


#5733

I’ll make my own chiptunes with blackjack and hookers


#5734

This has just reminded me of the canonical Harry Potter fact that wizards used to shit themselves


#5735

lotta respect to JK for that Andy Kaufman-esque long game


#5736

I’d love to imagine someone like Tolkien building up this detailed universe of lore and then just capping it off with something about self-defecation


#5737

Hobbits holes can’t have modern plumbing if you think about it


#5738

The last song has a whole stanza about the elves’ love of watersports. He puts it in just to check they’re being read, suspicions confirmed when nobody even notices


#5739

Not modern plumbing no, but it would be reasonably straightforward to install some sort of latrine system dug beneath their holes, flushed through with water from above to a septic tank/soakaway or something.


#5740

Do elves shit


#5741

Lembas bread does a real number on the old innards


#5742

528577


#5743

I have always loved using “magic” as a verb. :slight_smile:


#5744

I was forced to watch the films a while back. I was told by the very young people also present that there are all these exemptions where magic is now allowed to be used. For no apparent reason other than it would ruin the storyline, I guess.


#5745

It’s the best innit


#5746

:man_facepalming:


#5747

Fuck me


#5748

oh god


#5749

Fucking hell mates.