Does anyone order just “a pint” outside of soap operas?

Yes.

And what do you get given? A larger?

In Scotland, Tennents.

Spose these days it’d only work in yer old man’s pubs but there’s still loads of those up here.

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stuff like this that obvzzz never happened but the gag isn’t even good - why why why

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i quite like it

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None of these are spices.

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I dunno. Providing you give the puns a free pass, you’ve still got to work through the fact it obviously didn’t happen.
Like why not just post a list of herb puns instead of the stupid “husband helping around the house lol” framing device.
It just hit a sweet spot of naffness for me.

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Jesus fucking christ.

“Impressive base stats for HP and access to Acid Armour you can be rough with one”

I mean it’s all terrible but that jumped out for some reason. Well, that and the “built for human dick” bit.

arghhhhhhhhh. it hurts my head.

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(not Gucci)

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Definitely happened

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Poor guy was so humble and polite as well.

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I haven’t seen the film yet, but I suspect that doesn’t even actually make any sense does it?

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Yeeeeeeesssss

Winner!!!

I know Pizza Express-gate was a few weeks ago but this is still making me furious. Say “glorified cheese on toast” in the centre of Naples or Palermo and see what happens.

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The ASI, who don’t understand Adam Smith’s writings, who are staffed by people barely out of university, and who famously trapped their youthful membership on a boat with a paedophile at one of their parties.

Ex-diser ojimaflop hangs around with them.

That’s a direct quote from the film.

That’s what he writes in his diary in that exact way so it’s kind of bridging social media and issues around the film, although as a personal message to himself the sentiment is one I’ve seen at least one friend express on FB albeit more specifically

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I actually assumed you were going to see it? Weren’t you busy grinding everyone’s beans chatting about it on FB.

Anyway, like I say, this a personal message to himself in a journal he has of thoughts he’s asked to write down. Someone has copied it completely (he writes it exactly like that on the page with the large D :slightly_smiling_face: N’T bit) so that’s the context for how it looks too.

Taking it out of context like this is hugely bullshit for sure. This is a VERY SHIT MURAL.

(But in terms of the sentiment that bit of the film reminded me of this that a friend posted C/W OCD, harm, body horror I guess

which I guess is the notion that people like honesty about mental health but are disturbed by having to confront it?)

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