Terrible things people post on social media

The sun taught me that it’s OK to eventually destroy the earth in an all consuming ball of fire

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The sun taught me that if people look directly at me, I’m allowed to make them blind.

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The sun taught me that thermonuclear explosions do have a positive side

The sun taught me to expect to wait at least eight minutes for anything I do to register with others

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The sun taught me the advantages of staying 93 million miles away from people who post things like this

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edit: nvm

think i prefer the terrible, terrible memes to your rant. sorry

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jesus fuck

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Haha. London. Hah.

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WTF?

VIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNE!

Fascists are so needy

Wow, clicked through and comments are pretty much wall to wall “thank you for your service”.

Imagine writing that joke and thinking it was two and a half minutes well spent

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the doggo didn’t do nothing wrong tho, he’s not a fascist :pensive:

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a lot of animals are kind of fascist, don’t like strangers in their territory, loyal only to family. Weird how people perceive animals particularly carnivores/omnivores as nice. The foxes in my garden tore the shit out of a pigeon the other day, who knows if they get enjoyment from watching things die and suffer

plenty of documented evidence showing animals are capable of bonding with and nurturing other species, and many animals like orcas and elephants can even be said to have a kind of culture in terms of how they interact, play, mourn their dead, so on.

violence isn’t necessarily fascist either. sometimes violence is fully justified. the foxes in your garden may have been marxists, and the pigeon a hated third campist, for example.

I guess animals are like people, some good some bad

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we weren’t there, the foxes may have heard the pigeon saying “coup, coup” and had to make a snap decision

really proud of this

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