Terrible things people post on social media

And I met a god
He asked me my name
I told him woof woof woofs

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Does… does he think he sounds cool and suave when he tells this story?

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Should’ve said

Tim Canterbury
The Canterbury Tales
Chaucer
Shakespeare

To absolutely own him

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They picked a pic of him looking like a suave old age Thom Yorke at an awards ceremony

This ad just popped up on my facebook feed for some reason

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Those people who post “Didn’t happen” under nice twitter stories are usually asshats but come on…

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wtf why would you give your dog to someone who just text you

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They didn’t, it’s made up

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i hate it

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Who are these 620,000 thick wankers who think people with similar mobile numbers live near one another?

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Fan: “I’m the biggest Office fan!”
RW: “What’s my name?”
Fan: “Rainn… by the way what kind of fucking name is that?”

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“Well, our kids are assholes” did me good n proper

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Can’t wait for the original poster to get aggressive about how making things up on social media is art and that people don’t understand satire etc

It’s a tale as old as time

@dropsnopanties

ahm oot

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(Daniel Ropsnopanties runs out of thread crying)

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decided the people i loathe most of all are the ones with all these fucking empath memes. FUCK OFF

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please stop draining me with your negativity :pray:

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felt like you were gonna say that

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burns the absolute fuck out of my toast.

it’s basically people who got really into marvel films pretending that ‘being a person’ is a fucking superpower

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