Terrible things people post on social media

[futilityofendeavour]

And I met a god
He asked me my name
I told him woof woof woofs

[hip_young_gunslinger]

Does… does he think he sounds cool and suave when he tells this story?

RainnWilson (rainnwilson)

[manches-brute]

Should’ve said

Tim Canterbury
The Canterbury Tales
Chaucer
Shakespeare

To absolutely own him

[manches-brute]

They picked a pic of him looking like a suave old age Thom Yorke at an awards ceremony

[mildmanneredjanitor]

This ad just popped up on my facebook feed for some reason

[eltham]

Those people who post “Didn’t happen” under nice twitter stories are usually asshats but come on…

IG: @nickson.3 (nicksonr_)

[Joke]

skeetwood mac (alicihuh)

[andyvine]

wtf why would you give your dog to someone who just text you

[hip_young_gunslinger]

They didn’t, it’s made up

[andyvine]

i hate it

[Steved]

Who are these 620,000 thick wankers who think people with similar mobile numbers live near one another?

[anon16531887]

Fan: “I’m the biggest Office fan!”
RW: “What’s my name?”
Fan: “Rainn… by the way what kind of fucking name is that?”

[Smee]

“Well, our kids are assholes” did me good n proper

[manches-brute]

Can’t wait for the original poster to get aggressive about how making things up on social media is art and that people don’t understand satire etc

This man live-tweeted his stepson’s attempts to hide a girl from his mum

It’s a tale as old as time

[dingaling]

@dropsnopanties

ahm oot

[manches-brute]

(Daniel Ropsnopanties runs out of thread crying)

[xylo]

decided the people i loathe most of all are the ones with all these fucking empath memes. FUCK OFF

[grievoustim]

please stop draining me with your negativity

[hexagram]

felt like you were gonna say that

[xylo]

burns the absolute fuck out of my toast.

it’s basically people who got really into marvel films pretending that ‘being a person’ is a fucking superpower