And I met a god
He asked me my name
I told him woof woof woofs
Does… does he think he sounds cool and suave when he tells this story?
The Canterbury Tales
To absolutely own him
They picked a pic of him looking like a suave old age Thom Yorke at an awards ceremony
Those people who post “Didn’t happen” under nice twitter stories are usually asshats but come on…
wtf why would you give your dog to someone who just text you
They didn’t, it’s made up
i hate it
Who are these 620,000 thick wankers who think people with similar mobile numbers live near one another?
Fan: “I’m the biggest Office fan!”
RW: “What’s my name?”
Fan: “Rainn… by the way what kind of fucking name is that?”
“Well, our kids are assholes” did me good n proper
Can’t wait for the original poster to get aggressive about how making things up on social media is art and that people don’t understand satire etc
It’s a tale as old as time
(Daniel Ropsnopanties runs out of thread crying)
please stop draining me with your negativity
felt like you were gonna say that
burns the absolute fuck out of my toast.
it’s basically people who got really into marvel films pretending that ‘being a person’ is a fucking superpower