love this kind of shite on insta tho, proper freaks my nut out to this day that people promote shite like that. saw one the other day that was a screenshot of the daily mail website reporting on this lad getting mugged and having the shit kicked out of him for flashing the cash and showing off all his holidays all the time, and the caption was that yeah i got mugged but im not flashing the cash to show off, im doing it to show that you too can be a success like me, just 24 and minted or whatever. obvs i had a good old hatescroll of his account and literally all he posted was selfies of him on holiday with his ridiculous glow in the dark teeth and going shopping for fugly trainies or whatever. turns out hes just some prick who got into stocks. best bit was that his beard was weirdly precise and proper uncanny valley full all the way to his mouth and dead sharp at the edges and that, like an action man or summat, and then when you scroll back far enough it was like a normal beard. like m7 have you had a beard transplant at 24?! its not finished filling in yet and now you look like an actual doll
