Terrible things people post on social media


#682

Things that you
do might cause
other stuff to
h a p p e n
elthamsmateowen


#683

wo


#684

I bought a
B O O K

- Mistersteve


#685

You should leave
out words from
a sentence if they don’t
add anything so I mean
you could omit them
if they’re not really
doing much I
suppose


#686

Reminds me of padding out an essay to meet the word count back at Uni.


#687

Someone I know has just had a baby and keeps liking mummy blog posts. This was today’s.


#688

My kid loves vegetables, and I’m not mental.


#689

What the fuck is this mum? Hurry up and take the picture for your social media and get the turkey dinosaurs that I fucking asked for


#690

Yeah it’s not so much the vegetables thing (although there’s no way a 1 year old asked for fucking watercress), it’s more the “asking her belly” bullshit


#691

It’s just mad. The kid’s going to grow up thinking that shit’s normal.


#692

My body’s telling me I need to eat 4 triple chocolate Taste the Difference cookies from Saino’s.


#693

My niece has a deeply disturbing pre-bathtime ritual that involves every adult in the house doing a dance and someone handing out marks out of ten. Obviously she has to win.

I’m really worried that she’s going to move away for uni in 13 years time and ask her housemates to participate or something and she’ll end up being sectioned.


#694

that’s pretty much always what my body’s telling me!


#695

Belly says: SHUT UP


#696

too irked to eveven finish reading this

edit: oops


#697

My mind is telling me no,

But my belly, my beeeeelllllyyyyyyy is telling me cress


#698

Everything your
belly wants
is what defines
the food that
GOES IN YOU

  • elthamsmum

#699

Not social media, but this was send around 100 people today at work


#700

27 years old, she is


#701

My god, that’s brilliant.