Terrible things people post on social media

[iamwiggy]

wow

fuck riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight off

[Parsefone]

lol I didn’t intend that to be a template - you have to look quite close/be internet poisoned to get the joke - but good use.

[futilityofendeavour]

I probably have too much time on my hands, but I’m reading a lot politically into why DC are on the left and Marvel on the right.

[sky_box_office]

Batman is DC though isn’t he?

[NoahVale]

[grievoustim]

LOL, they are all fascists really

[Damian]

I’m a pacifist, but anyone who posts this anywhere (in agreement) should be roundly beaten. This is the sort of thing that would be said by someone that also says “I say as I see” and “you either love me or hate me”.

[sarahispi]

would rather smear my own crap on the windows

[JoJoMarty]

2:29, specifically.

[UncleRetrospective]

Everything about this.

[badmanreturns]

Emma Manzini (EmmaManzini)

[urbanfox]

The ‘limonade with chilli’ sounds like it could be decent tbf.

[AtTheBorderGuy]

Surely scrambled egg whites are just egg whites??

[nemrac]

“I usually feel a dip in energy” at 3pm

It’s called hunger m9

[anon29812515]

And the other way round too.

You need balance. Light and dark. Good and evil. Albumin and yolk.

[LilWoodyToodelly]

Fish and a rice cake. (best read as a reply to balonz)

[badmanreturns]

Brown rice is the worst thing about the whole article imo

[dots]

Would love to try scrambled eggs with just the yolk. What luxury.

[Scagden]

My wife has a severe egg allergy but it’s just to something that’s in the white. Occasionally we will ‘share’ a boiled egg which means she eats the yolk and I eat the white. Let me tell you, there is nothing more bland a disappointing than a boiled egg white on its own.

[Steved]

Why does she shower then exercise? Why does she only spend an hour a day with her daughter? Why oh why would anyone buy her book?