Terrible things people post on social media


#862

yeah. good for you dude


#863

That is the best full English i’ve had, since Gary Wilmot’s wedding.


#864

This is so unpleasant, gotta say Martin whoever he is sounds like an utter hero.


#865

He’s a lovely guy. Lives in Brighton but from round my way. Guitarist in every Clitheroe band from grunge to metalcore.

He hasn’t spoken to me for years though - I feel terrible actually, as circa 2011 I think he got upset about me and thought I was stringing him along when I made an April Fool’s Facebook post about being punched in the face by a member of Dear Superstar.

Yes, that Dear Superstar, and guess who’s bezzie mates with the one who “should be working in Games Workshop…”


#866

MICHAEL “MIKE” WILMOT OF CLITHEROE, LANCASHIRE IS AN ABSOLUTE CUNT


#867

Also, he says that James Bond script like it’s a bad thing when it’s the best thing to happen to the franchise since GoldenEye on the N64.


#868

Today is already ruined.

Come back, all is forgiven, Pie-rates of the Caribbean!


#869

Utterly brilliant.


#870

Just got this.

11 days on the uptake.


#871

Another family member gone full wanker.


#872

As ever with these things, it’s the graphic design element I find the most irksome. At the very least, ‘TOWARDS’ should be vertically centred on the horizontal part of the red cross.

Semi-related - the English flag surely has to be, more than any other, the flag that ends up having the name of the country its representing written across it. As if those flying it need reassurance they’ve got the right one, or sutin.


#873

For a number of reasons, this is one of the worst things I’ve ever seen.

I’ll let you dismantle the awful judgmental misogynist nightmare that is this post.


#874

this is bleak, but also “hoover house = touch fanny” has really done me


#875

Yes. They couldn’t have made the experience any less sexually appealing.

“You can touch my ‘fanny’ now”

“I’m…I’m alright thanks”


#876

Hoover House
Touch Fanny
For A Whole Day

  • Old Blue Last, £8 (£7 NUS)
  • (Use front entrance)

#877

wait this doesn’t even actually make sense


#878

also the way it’s written leads to some uncomfortable reading across lines


#879

Dudes, that’s the national flag of… Georgia.

Also, disappointed to see Alan Moore going far right.


#880

(If you have an erection and don’t want one, the cure is Google Imaging the EDL)


#881

Looks like “blow job” is included in the list of looking after the children tasks, best report them.