Someone employ me so I don’t have to check LinkedIn any more, part 35

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Urrrghh

“Smile love, it might never happen”

FOR FUCK’S SAKE PITCHFORK STOP POSTING ABOUT TWIN PEAKS THE DAY I’M GOING TO WATCH IT YOU CONDE NAST FUUUCKS

AND BRING BACK THE DISSOLVE AND STOP WANKING OFF ABOUT CRAFT BEER

Agent Cooper back next episode then?

You fooled me into thinking I was in the Twin Peaks thread, bastard.

Guys like this on twitter/fb are the absolute worst and I wouldn’t mind it all if they were all rounded up and slowly chopped into pieces while still alive

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Everyone here except McP seems like a twat.

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chris badley is such a prescient name

It’s ok guys, confederate statues are reminders not to do it again. Someone better tell those neo-nazis they’ve got it all wrong!

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#tbt to when the Nazis built Auschwitz to commemorate the Holocaust.

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Never fails to baffle me that people fall for this.

They’re giving a mobile home away free because they’re too old to sell. Really?

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Makes sense. Most people probably want the newer models. Besides what have you got to lose?

Your summer, in a caravan.

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Deftones’ plans to revise an early hit met with failure.

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Quite like the brazenness of the suggestion that those interiors belong in that caravan.

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I know exactly who you’re talking about, as I’ve seen it too, and I was also absolutely dumbfounded.

ftfy

Took the boy to a lad in my band’s 18th birthday party thing on Saturday. Greeted at the door by a dog.

“What’s it’s name?”
“Albus Dumbledog”

Well I’m not fucking calling it that.

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@Jamos seems to have bad views on croissants

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People got paid to give us this: