#1047

i thought you might have seen it haha

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#1048

that’s so bad it’s good

wouldn’t actually use that name tho obviously, would just shorten it to ‘dog’

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#1049

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#1050

261 members

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#1051

What does “Delete if not aloud” mean?

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#1052

this is tragic

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#1053

Fucking hell.

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#1054

This should be in the ‘Great Things people post on social media’ thread.

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#1055

Amazing

#1056

Makes me want to buy a Mondeo and move to Walsall immediately.

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#1058

MY HUSBAND JUST SENT ME THIS!!!

For all beautiful mums.

I was out walking with my 4.5-year-old son . He picked up something off
of the ground and started to put it in his mouth . I took the item away from
him and I asked him not to do that . ‘Why’ ? my son asked .
‘Because it’s been on the ground ; you don’t know where it’s been , it’s
dirty , And probably has germs’ , I replied .
At this point , my son looked at me with total admiration and asked ,
'Mum , how do you know all this stuff ? You are so smart…'
I was thinking quickly and replied , ‘All mums know this stuff . It’s on the
Mum Test . You have to know it , or they don’t let you be a Mum’.
We walked along in silence for 2 or 3 minutes , but he was evidently
pondering this new information . ‘Oh…I get it’ ! he beamed , ‘So if you
don’t pass the test you have to be the dad’.
‘Exactly’ , I replied with a big smile on my face .

When you’ve finished laughing, send this to a Mum !
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#1059

:nauseated_face:

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#1061

Trite

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#1062

I’m still laughing.

#1063

I didn’t think my hatred for people who breed and talk about their offspring could get any deeper.

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#1064

*Are troops

#1065

For fuck’s sake I was just about to go to bed. Now im going to have to wait till my laughing subsides.

Love it when they have a pop at the dads!

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#1066

Dude thinks Earth is the only flat celestial body and is happy with that assessment

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#1067

What I really like about this is that if the Earth was curved enough that you could see it in that photo, it’d have a radius of about four miles.

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#1068

SHARED

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