Terrible things people post on social media

Wrong thread

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Aye. Big fan o’ this thread for these.

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Keith Olbermann’s tweet in the picture is the terrible thing, for avoidance of doubt

Kill me now

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A big egg

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I hate the fact that the answer to this is going to be very stupid, and yet still make me feel stupid for not having thought of it

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An indeterminate number, given that the past tense is indicated in how many eggs are yours at the start and no further updates are given on how many of those eggs are consumed or lost. It is impossible to answer with a definitive number, I think. The rest of it is just rubbish.

Rabbit eggs eh

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Also roosters don’t lay eggs.

I cannot take part as unfortunately I am a party pooper

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Yeah. “Had”, rabbits and roosters don’t lay eggs, and thiefs take rather than give.

Except there’ll be some other bullshit mixed in.

“It’s a brain exercise!”.

:face_vomiting:

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Oh I was thinking of Mini Eggs, mmm

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It’s intentionally ambiguous to get more comments

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is it 7, hun?

It’s 3

y bbz?

Start with 4, but a thief left you with 3.
Not sure what came out of rabbit & rooster, but I’m not putting in an omelette.

I don’t see how that makes any sense but this discussion is entirely the point of this nonsense so I will back out now

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depends, did the thief take the eggs hook hand car door hook?

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8 replies and 4 likes so far, h_y_g knows what he’s doing

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