He’s got enough on his plate.
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Got a wannabe politician/journalist on facebook who I assume has twitter set up to automatically post his tweets on his facebook feed, but acutally copying the text rather than a link to the tweet, so you get all this annoying, no-context junk like
Shame no full account of the stats on migration from nonEU. Need responsible approach @FaisalIslam #BBCqt
Jonathan Pie
And the over-defensive reactions.
Teenage album lists
I’ve been seeing some of those Be Like Bill things again, except he seems to be Bob now.
Be Like Bill, Bob, And Go Away
“Get up to much this weekend?”
“Nah, quiet one. You?”
“Oh, I arranged pictures of David Jason at various ages into a 3x3 square. Stuck it on Facebook, hope it gets a few likes and shares. He deserves it.”
“I see…”
“Noticed you haven’t got round to sharing it actually, reckon you’ll have time this afternoon?”
“…”
“He’s a national treasure after all”
Click to see the full horrorshow.
What’s irking me most about this is the inconsistency between “guy” and “bro”.
Has the Ladbible only just crossed the Atlantic?
Nod up, stupid!
I kind-of want to try this but then I’d feel bad for wasting food
These things always plough a weird furrow between attempted universalities, fondly imagined fantasies and things which are obviously only a thing between the writer and his equally lonely mate.
I’d love for there to be a Twilight Zone episode about David Jason becoming immortal now
Woefully shite