Terrible things people post on social media


#1383

I stayed at the Mandalay Bay 12 years ago. Until now, I’ve not told anyone that fact. Oh. Damn it!


#1384

thoughts and prayers at this immensely difficult time


#1385

Because in this house, we are obligated to do Disney


#1386

Everyone I know that has been to Vegas also fired a load of machine guns in the desert. Thankfully they haven’t shared these memories at this given time.


#1387

Just terrible on so many levels (two)


#1388

Disappointed with mine. I wanted to be Dougie.


#1389

Why do they add those unwieldy extras? Referencing “Piers Morgan” isn’t particularly funny anyway but adding “being appropriate” to the end is just plain bizarre.

Also perpetuates this idea that Piers Morgan is some kind of transgressive destabiliser of social norms and graces instead of simply an irredeemable twat.


#1390

Could’ve cut this down a lot by simply writing ‘Heads - Undead Politician, Tails - Sex Woman’


#1391

I got flaccid 9am lecture. I guess I’ll wear a blazer with elbow patches, coffee breath and an overhead projector? With a massive flaccid cock on top.


#1392

Horny MILF…

Something about your moms…


#1393

They’re all a bit “£5/£4 NUS, Old Blue Last”


#1394

someone’s asking for recommendations of what to do in New York. Find it really annoying that loads of people are piling in trying to hook them up with people they know. Like, the repliers don’t care if the OP and their mates meet up with each other or not (they definitely won’t - the OP has stated about four times now that she doesn’t need a place to stay etc), they just want everyone to know they have mates in NYC. One person just posted “in case of emergency, contact my cousin [name], age 80, [full address and phone number]”. As if she’s gonna do that in an emergency?


#1395

how the fuck are you meant to dress up like a sexy 9am lecture

is that the joke? It’s a bad joke.


#1396

It’s a bad idea + bad execution combo


#1397

That last been has done me for some reason… “Hello old man stranger, I am a British person in need of assistance.”


#1398

Contrived bants between museums / places of interest

It started with the Natural History Museum vs the Science Museum

And now cathedrals have got in on the act.

Bit embarrassing for all concerned.


#1399

Agreed but willing to give museums/charities/arts organisations a pass on this if it helps them.


#1400

Reeeeeaaalllly cringey shit, this.

Remember when all those brands had a chat on twitter - didn’t it turn out they all had the same marketing guys, so it just some twat tweeting to themself using various brand accounts.


#1401

I begrudgingly agree (still find it really cringey though)


#1402

It’s certainly more palatable than the Southern Trains minimum wage boy on Twitter.