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I’m a teetotaller and that’s making me want to drink copiously and hijack a tractor
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Also, just get absolutely leathered and take Fido along for the drive. Genuinely sounds like a fun bonding experience between man and beast.
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Ah man, just read this for the first time and nearly had to leave the living room 
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eedited as seemed mean
“You get smashed!”
“Make sure you’re not playing with lightweights!”
“They’ll be on their faces in minutes!”
Pissed goon passes out and falls off table
“…And drink responsibly.”
The absolute audacity.
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That’s got to be one of THE most terrible. An outright lie.
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lmao fucking idiots, there are no blue “I 
the IRA” t-shirts, unless the boy got himself a limited edition or summat.
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“Lebanese (Christian)”
My Lebanese (Christian) mate enjoys ticking white (other) on those kinda boxes
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Send me some photos of him and I’ll show him what I can do with Photoshop! 
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I really hope he got Mother’s permission for this.
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Seen on the Facebooks earlier.
Is it…
- An irritating humblebrag
- Shit that never happened
- Both
- Neither
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Poor Andy
https://twitter.com/theadegallier/status/946729587970596865
why uppity black artists shouldn’t be nasty to hardworking daily mail journalists by umm “thea de gallier”
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this car crashes itself, it’s truly amazing work.
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