we can all agree that the church cunts can go fuck themselves, especially the ones charging ~£30 for people to have a look round
someone I haven’t spoken to in about 2 years just invited me to a hip night they’re putting on in what looks like a very small bar… in Dubai… in a week’s time. Clicked going of course.
Yep. Some fucking bullshit about a cup of tea and something else. Everyone involved should have been tarred and feathered.
Mate. Mercian independence websites are great.
Mic drop is a terrible phrase.
i saw a really well meaning but excruciating attempt to play on 'what goes on in vegas…"
it was ever so slightly cringeworthy.
Oh good lord no
think it was a reply to a britney spears tweet, i’ll try and dig it out
Is social media still going then?
I wouldn’t know.
I mean, this is awful, but as someone who’s baby had a mysterious rash last night and late night calls to 111 and trips to the GP this morning… I can’t say I’m immune to it.
This poor fucker literally had no emotional experiences before spawning a child?
And that last line is brilliantly shit isn’t it?
“I had never been puked on, pooped on, drooled on, chewed on or peed on”
Ah mate, go and get some sleep
(yeah parenthood is ace, obvs)
would you say they’re better or worse than wessex independence websites? (im going to google this now of course)
God, I hate breeders who go on about it. Your kid might read that crap in years to come and will fucking curl and die of embarrassment.
FFS I hate this whole bullshit of “you don’t have an actual life until you’re a parent”
I’m doing PRETTY fine not knowing lullabies you DIV
Yeah, but has your heart ever walked around outside of your body?
Wes Sex websites? No comment.