Terrible things people post on social media


#1603

Tell me one rant that isn’t over?

Let that sink in.

I’ll wait.


#1604

I saw a set of images had been shared or liked by someone with the caption “Harry Potter meets Tumblr”, combining the following two appalling Internet modes: (i) bizarre levels of obsession w/r/t Harry Potter, which as a thing is fine imo but come-on-pal-read-another-book-pal-pls and (ii) the thing where an image will contain both a joke and then for no clear reason Tumblr users reacting to said jokes in an awful Internetty dialect.

This is the one that fascinated me enough to make me stop the work I actually am meant to be doing and post here; look how the Tumblr comment adds literally nothing

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#1605

someone I work with has one of these. He’s the guy you don’t want to get into a conversation with and if you do, look for a way to escape as quickly as possible.


#1606

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#1607

I’m a teetotaller and that’s making me want to drink copiously and hijack a tractor


#1608

Also, just get absolutely leathered and take Fido along for the drive. Genuinely sounds like a fun bonding experience between man and beast.


#1609

Ah man, just read this for the first time and nearly had to leave the living room :joy:


#1610

eedited as seemed mean


#1611


#1612

“You get smashed!”
“Make sure you’re not playing with lightweights!”
“They’ll be on their faces in minutes!“
Pissed goon passes out and falls off table
”…And drink responsibly.”

The absolute audacity.


#1613

i recognise that angle he’s leaning at, thus causing me to enjoy the post


#1614


#1615

That’s got to be one of THE most terrible. An outright lie.


#1616

lmao fucking idiots, there are no blue “I :heart: the IRA” t-shirts, unless the boy got himself a limited edition or summat.


#1617

“Lebanese (Christian)”


#1618

My Lebanese (Christian) mate enjoys ticking white (other) on those kinda boxes


#1619

Shared by the same cretin


#1620

Send me some photos of him and I’ll show him what I can do with Photoshop! :slight_smile:


#1621

I really hope he got Mother’s permission for this.


#1622

Seen on the Facebooks earlier.

Is it…

  • An irritating humblebrag
  • Shit that never happened
  • Both
  • Neither

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