OH FFS!!
WHEN WILL PEOPLE READ ANOTHER BOOK?
What the actual fuck.
The female reproductive system resembles a drawing I just did of an imaginary entity.
WHAT MORE PROOF DO YOU NEED
tbh Iâm not even mad that itâs Harry Potter. Just how BAD it is, and how awful the shoehorning of words is.
Why is the Ravenclaw symbol a parrot.
They used âliftâ in âliftindorâ, it shouldnât have been used again in âlifteryâ.
Feel a bit sick reading that
Hang on a minute:
Ravenclaw is one of the four Houses of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, founded by Rowena Ravenclaw. Members of this house are characterised by their wit, learning, and wisdom. Its house colours are blue and bronze, and its symbol is an eagle.[4] The house ghost, who in life was the daughter of the houseâs founder Rowena Ravenclaw, is the Grey Lady[5]. Ravenclaw corresponds roughly to the element of air[6]; the House colours blue and bronze were chosen to represent the sky and eagle feathers respectively, both having much to do with air[7].
AN EAGLE? ITâS CALLED RAVENCLAW AND ITS SYMBOL IS AN EAGLE?
I feel irked that the day I stopped seeing people talking about how their âletter to Hogwarts must have gotten lost in the postâ on Facebook was the day I decided I would coldly comment on each one saying âit didnât come because Hogwarts doesnât exist and youâve wasted your life and weâre all just on a conveyor belt to the sweet embrace of the EARTHâ
Diamondor Spadenclaw Deatherin
Quite. HP being added to the quiz canon alongside HHGTTG and LotR is ONE STEP TOO FAR. Very irksome.
Donât really know what he wants a police officer to say tbh.
or a blood clot.
Got a couple of people on my feed losing their mind over glitter paint.
Imagine willingly making your house look like that.
This is so accurate itâs unreal!
i mean, ignoring that itâs shit, how the fuck could you really look at this and think itâs accurate?
this has properly wound me up in a way that would be hilarious to anyone watching
I dunno, Iâm a Virgo and BBQ is my favourite sauce
what is ranch? is that garlic?
Vinegar, ay? Suppose that would explain why I am so bitt-ah.
Also âRelishâ for Aries - bit vague, innit?
