Terrible things people post on social media


#1643

and make sure it’s comic sans, obviously


#1644

*papyrus


#1645

ooh sorry

guess they didn’t have comic sans back in the good old days


#1646

Genuinely had an argument with my mother-in-law a couple of years ago about whether Word was better than a typewriter. She’d be all over this thing.


#1647

word to your mother is overrated


#1648

ffffffff

fffff


#1649

just to let you know [FRIEND] i love you dearly


#1650

“Tell you what, pal, assume I wish you a happy new year unless I’m literally kicking your door in and condemning your soft furnishings to the flame of my unadulterated hatred”


#1651

If he is so keen on the old days maybe he could, I don’t know, stop writing things using a computer and posting it on the internet?


#1652

Tbf this might be a quality joke but I’m so confused by this card that people on Instagram are writing :joy: at.

Because… you don’t want to say what it is? Is the joke just that it’s a Harry Potter word?


#1653

I’ve read all the books and seen all the films during my time on this earth and I have no idea what the hell this is

I mean the Harry Potter ones ya know, the main series and that. I’m not that Greek fella


#1654

my guess would be that it’s a reference to the state he was in between his failed attempt to kill harry and his return in book 4

he was reduced to having almost no physical form so his weight was almost zero


#1655

got to make sure the author is unknown, not worth sharing otherwise


#1656

When people say stuff like this I always reel this off until they fuck off


#1657

i thought it was a ‘shall not be named’ reference but either way, doesn’t really work.


#1658


#1659

fucking hell


#1660

Military humour, nostalgia and wit*

*old racists


#1661

If they like institutionalised violence so much, can we just arrange for the police to batter everyone who shares this SHIIIIITE?


#1662

Year: 1969