Terrible things people post on social media


#1863

Quite. HP being added to the quiz canon alongside HHGTTG and LotR is ONE STEP TOO FAR. Very irksome.


#1864

Don’t really know what he wants a police officer to say tbh.


#1865

or a blood clot.


#1866

Got a couple of people on my feed losing their mind over glitter paint.

Imagine willingly making your house look like that.


#1867

This is so accurate it’s unreal! :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::tomato::tomato::tomato::joy:


#1868

i mean, ignoring that it’s shit, how the fuck could you really look at this and think it’s accurate?


#1869

this has properly wound me up in a way that would be hilarious to anyone watching


#1870

I dunno, I’m a Virgo and BBQ is my favourite sauce :woman_shrugging:


#1871

such a ranch


#1872

what is ranch? is that garlic?


#1873

Vinegar, ay?
Suppose that would explain why I am so bitt-ah.

Also ‘Relish’ for Aries - bit vague, innit?


#1874

Am I fuck ketchup.


#1875

I’ve been properly vinegared up by this, not going to lie


#1876

Taurus. Bull. Beef and mustard. Fair enough.

Leo: Tartar Sauce? Pfft. Surely Pisces is Tartar? Maaaybe Cancer. Maybe.

Scorpio would surely be a hot one rather than whatever blandness ranch is. So, Sriracha?

And then… ach, fuck this. Why am I even. ?


#1877

also clearly took a fair bit of photoshopping to make that thing, which is more ironic


#1878

The fact such a thing as “truffle mayo” exists alone has already ruined my weekend


#1879


This person thinks they are much smarter than they actually are.


#1880

He’s used to people thinking they’re right while insulting me and identifying me as their inferior.

(looks to camera) I don’t even know the guy


#1881

You’ve been hit by, you’ve been struck by, a food criminal.


#1882

Can’t even get annoyed about that. It’s completely random.