Quite. HP being added to the quiz canon alongside HHGTTG and LotR is ONE STEP TOO FAR. Very irksome.
Don’t really know what he wants a police officer to say tbh.
or a blood clot.
Got a couple of people on my feed losing their mind over glitter paint.
Imagine willingly making your house look like that.
i mean, ignoring that it’s shit, how the fuck could you really look at this and think it’s accurate?
this has properly wound me up in a way that would be hilarious to anyone watching
I dunno, I’m a Virgo and BBQ is my favourite sauce
such a ranch
what is ranch? is that garlic?
Suppose that would explain why I am so bitt-ah.
Also ‘Relish’ for Aries - bit vague, innit?
Am I fuck ketchup.
I’ve been properly vinegared up by this, not going to lie
Taurus. Bull. Beef and mustard. Fair enough.
Leo: Tartar Sauce? Pfft. Surely Pisces is Tartar? Maaaybe Cancer. Maybe.
Scorpio would surely be a hot one rather than whatever blandness ranch is. So, Sriracha?
And then… ach, fuck this. Why am I even. ?
also clearly took a fair bit of photoshopping to make that thing, which is more ironic
The fact such a thing as “truffle mayo” exists alone has already ruined my weekend
He’s used to people thinking they’re right while insulting me and identifying me as their inferior.
(looks to camera) I don’t even know the guy
Can’t even get annoyed about that. It’s completely random.