Fuck off, Dave.
Oooh, let’s get some viral content out and get people engaging with our content. But it needs to be banter as fuck, right? Proper bants about something proper, yeah? Like pies. Yeah, pies!
Oh, but in order to get it really buzzing on the social media, we need to be a bit controversial. Stick mince pies at the top and Shepherd’s near the bottom.