Terrible Things Posted on Social Media II

Just Myspace top friends innit. All for it

Got to think this is really motivating Shedur for a Heisman push

desperately want to know why she urged him to change the flight, did she have inside info?

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https://x.com/billellmore/status/1701260003196158032

Also, lol:

https://x.com/billellmore/status/1702111279219949949

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Don’t know where to post this exactly. It’s a live stream from Kensington, Philadelphia, basically an open air drug market where users take tranq and other drugs.

It’s grimly fascinating but also feels horribly exploitative, with unblurred close ups of people on the streets and a live chat with viewers commenting on what they see. It’s also not clear to me if the channel is monetising ad revenue.

https://www.youtube.com/live/ZIO0L667LuE?si=kKT2jbduwdOhDuzX

Edit: probably belongs in the cursed American images thread too

ok this is definitely a bit

It reads like Garth Marenghi introducing a Darkplace episode

"Tonight’s episode is dedicated to a former coworker of mine, who changed the course of history when she urged me to switch flights on the morning of September 11th 2001 - without her I wouldn’t be here today.

It later turned out that her advice was completely unfounded - one of many lapses in professionalism that ultimately forced me to let her go, due to poor performance."

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phenomenal

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This must be a bit

https://twitter.com/schizarella/status/1703410488426807589

I think it’s a bit and the replies are full of people being unable to comprehend that a woman might be making a joke

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https://twitter.com/seinfelddahog/status/1703355921013915978

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That last line is :pinched_fingers:

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https://x.com/esmekcal/status/1702947874345263569?s=46&t=mE6T2LI4HBQLDuntHcPsjw

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I thought this was going to be some horror movie set up thing, but damn, just a young man who can eat. How many calories is all that? What kind of workouts is he doing?

Looks like he’s at university, wonder if he’s going to have my experience which is turn up as a beanpole 18 year old, discover alcohol, then wake up one day in third year and literally not be able to fit into any of my trousers.

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i think he says he works out twice a day but jesus christ, he should probably go to the drs to get checked for an overactive thyroid or a fucking tapeworm or something

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Reminds me of the insane diet Michael Phelps used to be on when training - was well publicised, don’t think it was bullshit

Just endless beige calories and protein

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Those bananas are truly doing the Lord’s work in keeping him regular

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always eat your bananas

Genuinely hate this guy, I keep seeing his videos everywhere. The planet of the bass thing was also terrible, for the record

Update!

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