#7

I’ve never had an umbrella longer than like a week.

I involuntarily provide a service that carries umbrellas places, then leaves them there indefinitely.

#8

If you take an umbrella to the pub it is now the pub’s umbrella, that is the rule.

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#9

Yeah,they’re really good, particularly living here in South Wales where it rains A LOT combined with strong winds, too. I was a bit sceptical about the cost originally, but given a cheap umbrella will last about a fortnight here before being destroyed by the wind, they’re well worth it. Only had to replace mine after leaving the old one on a train.

#10

Think tennis players should say this after every point. Set a good example.

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#11

Well it succumbed after my wife had been using it but I don’t really want to apportion blame (definitely her). One of the arms was snapped. I put it back in place and then tested the mechanism and it tore through the canopy.

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#12

Suck cum

just noticed that

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The noticer
#13

oh yeah

#14

I have replaced with the same umbrella. Not used it yet though.

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#15

Have you learned nothing?

#16

Yeah, that suck cum thing

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#17

I’ve had two Fultons umbrellas over the years and I’ve managed to lose both of them. Really good umbrellas though

#18

Weird. I literally also just noticed and was about to post the same.

Glad I didn’t because then I’d look crass and rude.

#19

Where are the fragile masculinity won’t use an umbrella crew?

#20

Tell you what, a lot less people use umbrellas in NL. I think it’s because they’re all cycling so much, so it’s more common to be dressed in full condom waterproofs on the regular

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#21

Also it’s flat so it never rains because it can’t build up over the mountains. Science fact.

#22

This is a very good point. What’s all that sky water about then?

#23

Very high humidity?

#24

I guess so, thanks for explaining @anon29812515, this has been an educational thread for me too.

#25

^didn’t watch the match last night

#26

That’s the humidity