Morning team. Turns out these burglars stole loads of shit from the house including my bro-in-law’s grandfather’s watch and jewellery and a few bits and pieces from my mother-in-law, wife-o’s pretty devastated. Dunno how you can live with a decision like that, people are such cunts.
Tried to cheer ourselves up at some wanky tasting event in Wimbledon Village last night, never heard so many ‘dah-lings’ in my life. Then we went to the pub and got pissed and I am probably too hungover for a regular Thursday.