Why do you have to attack me so publicly?
On the topic of tinder profiles that don’t impress. Someone just shared this.
Isn’t he just a dream…
-10 points for Yoy. Poor Yoy.
Wouldn’t normally berate someone for typos, but if you’re going to be that much of a rude cunt…
I am sorry. My fingers are Incredibly brittle and unbendy and I have a severe inferiority complex about it
sick of tall people. lording it over me, leering at my bald spot
Some of us have bald spots too you know.
i mean i don’t know! because i can’t see them
He’s talking about his bottom
Absolutely rife with them isn’t it, this world
Hahaha and you never will jumps out of window
people’s kids, yes I know life is a miracle but please don’t prompt me to pretend they’re cleverer than any other kids
My neighbours kid has started telling people he’s a genius and his mum is like “oh I don’t know where he got that from!”. Yes. Yes you do.
Golfers.
Posting on Drownedinsound.com
Needing a wee and being thirsty at the same time. The hell’s that about? Come on boffins, get your heads together and sort this out…
chilli bois and their insatiable need for more heat
take your jalapenos and be happy with them
running really far
In the film Ad Astra, Brad Pitt manages to tick all these boxes. In fact, at one point he drives a car on the moon. I wonder what Shania would have thought?
Fray Bentos
