#48

Hahaha and you never will jumps out of window

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#49

people’s kids, yes I know life is a miracle but please don’t prompt me to pretend they’re cleverer than any other kids

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#50

My neighbours kid has started telling people he’s a genius and his mum is like “oh I don’t know where he got that from!”. Yes. Yes you do.

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#51

Golfers.

#52

Posting on Drownedinsound.com

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#53

Needing a wee and being thirsty at the same time. The hell’s that about? Come on boffins, get your heads together and sort this out…

#54

chilli bois and their insatiable need for more heat

take your jalapenos and be happy with them

#55

running really far

#58

In the film Ad Astra, Brad Pitt manages to tick all these boxes. In fact, at one point he drives a car on the moon. I wonder what Shania would have thought?

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#60

Fray Bentos

#62

Ok, so you’re the Grand Old Duke Of York
That don’t impress-ah me much

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#63

*Magic tricks, basically any form of sleight of hand/magicianry.

*Humblebragging about your charity work (yes it’s noble, but surprising how many people have dating site pictures where they’re helping to build a school in Tanzania or something).

*Personalised number plates

*Betting sites that advertise under the guise of caring about helping their punters keep in control.

*Takeaway Sunday dinners (photos of on social media, specifically).

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#65

Having a fast broadband connection

#66

Huge willies. Good for you, but what am i meant to do with all that eh hun?

#67
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#68

ability at any sport I don’t like

pretty much anything car-related* beyond getting from A to B in a modicum of comfort

*motorsport excepted. motorsport is the best.

#69

why do people always want to share these?
and it’s always from either the worst pub in town or just weird Earl from five years above you has turned his hand to delivering roasts from his own kitchen

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#70

Vintage cars

#71

It’s always really anemic looking veg that has had the arse boiled out of it just plonked into a tin foil tray, it really doesn’t impress me much at all.

Theres a Michelin-starred restaurant near me that has started doing a delivery menu complete with wine that suits each course, and I can totally understand someone maybe sharing that if it’s an anniversary treat while they’re stuck in lockdown or whatever.

There’s also a local “Rate Your Plate” group on Facebook, where the onus seems to be on portion size as opposed to quality. Typical posts will read along the lines of “just had a Sunday roast from the Swan & Dogger, portion was enough to feed 3 people. 10/10” and the image will look like something the dog sicked up.

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#72

impressive stuff always makes me feel rubbish because my circumstances in life have made even getting out of bed difficult

so it’s like "oh :confused: cool :confounded: "

unless it’s someone who’s been through a rough time and is getting better, and even then it’s simply being happy for them. I can be happy for people for having experienced A Nice Thing.

do we even have to think about stuff on the impressiveness spectrum? no, and I don’t think we should.