#41

Wouldn’t normally berate someone for typos, but if you’re going to be that much of a rude cunt…

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#42

I am sorry. My fingers are Incredibly brittle and unbendy and I have a severe inferiority complex about it

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#43

sick of tall people. lording it over me, leering at my bald spot

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#44

Some of us have bald spots too you know.

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#45

i mean i don’t know! because i can’t see them

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#46

He’s talking about his bottom

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#47

Absolutely rife with them isn’t it, this world

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#48

Hahaha and you never will jumps out of window

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#49

people’s kids, yes I know life is a miracle but please don’t prompt me to pretend they’re cleverer than any other kids

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#50

My neighbours kid has started telling people he’s a genius and his mum is like “oh I don’t know where he got that from!”. Yes. Yes you do.

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#51

Golfers.

#52

Posting on Drownedinsound.com

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#53

Needing a wee and being thirsty at the same time. The hell’s that about? Come on boffins, get your heads together and sort this out…

#54

chilli bois and their insatiable need for more heat

take your jalapenos and be happy with them

#55

running really far

#58

In the film Ad Astra, Brad Pitt manages to tick all these boxes. In fact, at one point he drives a car on the moon. I wonder what Shania would have thought?

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#60

Fray Bentos

#62

Ok, so you’re the Grand Old Duke Of York
That don’t impress-ah me much

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#63

*Magic tricks, basically any form of sleight of hand/magicianry.

*Humblebragging about your charity work (yes it’s noble, but surprising how many people have dating site pictures where they’re helping to build a school in Tanzania or something).

*Personalised number plates

*Betting sites that advertise under the guise of caring about helping their punters keep in control.

*Takeaway Sunday dinners (photos of on social media, specifically).

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#65

Having a fast broadband connection