I only get small persents in my stocking
Get a bigger stocking then
Used to really love his podcast/radio show purely thanks to Matt Morgan
Dont like either of them
Once got this for Christmas
Me neither really
Stocking presents are a tangerine (or similar), some chocolate coins, facial wash or some kind of toiletries like that and maybe some socks.
When I was young those were the bad things, and now they’re the good things, and that is life.
that might just be crazy enough to work
That happened to me one Christmas circa 2007ish. I read it. I dont really remember it.
Never had a stocking at Christmas because I am not a Victorian child.
Can’t help worrying that the last two presents are precautionary against the first two.
TKC - My Thready Wead
would find it weird to be given a tangerine as a present seeing as the fruit bowl in the next room is already full of them
That capital D is really irking me. Russell BranD
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