That feeling when its Christmas Day morning, you open your stocking presents and see this

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Enjoyed it

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I only get small persents in my stocking

Get a bigger stocking then

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Used to really love his podcast/radio show purely thanks to Matt Morgan

Dont like either of them

Once got this for Christmas

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Me neither really

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Stocking presents are a tangerine (or similar), some chocolate coins, facial wash or some kind of toiletries like that and maybe some socks.

When I was young those were the bad things, and now they’re the good things, and that is life.

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TFW you open your stocking presents

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that might just be crazy enough to work

That happened to me one Christmas circa 2007ish. I read it. I dont really remember it.

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Never had a stocking at Christmas because I am not a Victorian child.

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Can’t help worrying that the last two presents are precautionary against the first two.

TKC - My Thready Wead

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would find it weird to be given a tangerine as a present seeing as the fruit bowl in the next room is already full of them

That capital D is really irking me. Russell BranD

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