Letting a little dribble out of your mouth and trying to let it fall as far as possible before sucking it back in without any falling on the floor.

Slapping your cheeks while changing the shape of your open mouth to play out a little tune, e.g. Gershon Kingsley’s Popcorn.

Yo-yo.

that’s fucking rank

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Pro-tip: The more dehydrated you are, the better length you get.

Bop it

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expert mode: do it over a toilet

Nah, that’s beginner mode, no risk.

Expert mode is doing it during a job interview when the interviewer looks away then sucking it back before they look at you again.

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lights going out and a kick in the balls

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Not true. It actually happened to me earlier this year. I was so excited I told everyone I met for the whole of the rest of the day. Don’t think they believed me.

Anyone can say anything on the internet

I am the Lord of the Dance.

The sound of bon (powerball)

It’s truuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuue!

I’ve been checking the skies for 1 ton Acme weights every time I leave the house ever since.

also breading cats

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I prefer them battered

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ship in a bottle

Shitting in a golf course hole

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marbles

rolling around on the moors