#20

Slapping your cheeks while changing the shape of your open mouth to play out a little tune, e.g. Gershon Kingsley’s Popcorn.

#21

Yo-yo.

#22

that’s fucking rank

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#23

Pro-tip: The more dehydrated you are, the better length you get.

#24

Bop it

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#25

expert mode: do it over a toilet

#26

Nah, that’s beginner mode, no risk.

Expert mode is doing it during a job interview when the interviewer looks away then sucking it back before they look at you again.

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#27

lights going out and a kick in the balls

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#28

Not true. It actually happened to me earlier this year. I was so excited I told everyone I met for the whole of the rest of the day. Don’t think they believed me.

#29

Anyone can say anything on the internet

#30

I am the Lord of the Dance.

#32

The sound of bon (powerball)

#33

It’s truuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuue!

I’ve been checking the skies for 1 ton Acme weights every time I leave the house ever since.

#34

also breading cats

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#35

I prefer them battered

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#36

ship in a bottle

#37

Shitting in a golf course hole

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#38

marbles

#39

rolling around on the moors

#40

Forming a jug band