#25

expert mode: do it over a toilet

#26

Nah, that’s beginner mode, no risk.

Expert mode is doing it during a job interview when the interviewer looks away then sucking it back before they look at you again.

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#27

lights going out and a kick in the balls

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#28

Not true. It actually happened to me earlier this year. I was so excited I told everyone I met for the whole of the rest of the day. Don’t think they believed me.

#29

Anyone can say anything on the internet

#30

I am the Lord of the Dance.

#32

The sound of bon (powerball)

#33

It’s truuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuue!

I’ve been checking the skies for 1 ton Acme weights every time I leave the house ever since.

#34

also breading cats

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#35

I prefer them battered

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#36

ship in a bottle

#37

Shitting in a golf course hole

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#38

marbles

#39

rolling around on the moors

#40

Forming a jug band

#41

I saw it happen once. I was about 12-years-old at the time. My chums and myself laughed ourselves hoarse.

#42

yo-yo

#43

Radio.

#44

Podcasts.

#45

Pulling a funny face at a baby stranger or toddler stranger.