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Yo-yo.

that’s fucking rank

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Pro-tip: The more dehydrated you are, the better length you get.

Bop it

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expert mode: do it over a toilet

Nah, that’s beginner mode, no risk.

Expert mode is doing it during a job interview when the interviewer looks away then sucking it back before they look at you again.

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lights going out and a kick in the balls

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Not true. It actually happened to me earlier this year. I was so excited I told everyone I met for the whole of the rest of the day. Don’t think they believed me.

Anyone can say anything on the internet

I am the Lord of the Dance.

The sound of bon (powerball)

It’s truuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuue!

I’ve been checking the skies for 1 ton Acme weights every time I leave the house ever since.

also breading cats

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I prefer them battered

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ship in a bottle

Shitting in a golf course hole

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marbles

rolling around on the moors

Forming a jug band

I saw it happen once. I was about 12-years-old at the time. My chums and myself laughed ourselves hoarse.