Yo-yo.
that’s fucking rank
Pro-tip: The more dehydrated you are, the better length you get.
Bop it
expert mode: do it over a toilet
Nah, that’s beginner mode, no risk.
Expert mode is doing it during a job interview when the interviewer looks away then sucking it back before they look at you again.
lights going out and a kick in the balls
Not true. It actually happened to me earlier this year. I was so excited I told everyone I met for the whole of the rest of the day. Don’t think they believed me.
Anyone can say anything on the internet
I am the Lord of the Dance.
The sound of bon (powerball)
It’s truuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuue!
I’ve been checking the skies for 1 ton Acme weights every time I leave the house ever since.
also breading cats
I prefer them battered
ship in a bottle
Shitting in a golf course hole
marbles
rolling around on the moors
Forming a jug band
I saw it happen once. I was about 12-years-old at the time. My chums and myself laughed ourselves hoarse.