That's yer aliens

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ATLiens*

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Bowie’s first draft etc etc

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The Venus aliens have been cancelled

Is there life floating in the clouds of Venus?

no. no there is not, scientists confirm.

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*top science boffins

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On Earth, phosphine is associated with life, with microbes living in the guts of animals like penguins, or in oxygen-poor environments such as swamps.

For sure, you can make it industrially, but there are no factories on Venus; and there are certainly no penguins.

The only two options for making an inorganic molecule: factories and penguins

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Quite annoyed that they’re saying there are “certainly no penguins”. It very much seems like there might be Venus cloud penguins.

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finally

As if aliens would be stupid enough to fall for a science experiment done by pathetic humans. They’re hidden in plain sight. Boffin morons oblivious

(Haven’t clicked the link)

Dont care

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Fuck off with your Wonderwall and do some work. We’re waiting for aliens.

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Not now cloud aliens

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Feel like angry aliens wanting to kill us all are inevitable before the year’s out. I for one welcome our new angry alien overlords. Let ‘em. So what.

A really loud alarm went off the other night and I didn’t even look up. So what. Stick it on the tab.

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i have genuinely thought this before

when we’re looking “for life”, we’re always searching for carbon-based life right? Or at least for the conditions that would allow such life to grow. What if aliens exist in other forms though, that we just haven’t comprehended yet or come up with the right science to measure? Seems highly possible to me

Was it the aliens alarm Kermit? Because if so we might need someone else to take the job of monitoring the aliens alarm.

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that was far more comprehensive of a doing than i deserved and you know it

It’s not a doing! It’s a discussion point that I think about a lot

hate stuff like this.

like, if its not sentient and moving about a bit, I’m not interested. don’t give a fuck about a few bacteria fucking about in the atmosphere of venus.

sort it out.

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