That's yer aliens

[Ruffers]

Dont care

[Scott_Chegg]

Fuck off with your Wonderwall and do some work. We’re waiting for aliens.

[froglet]

Not now cloud aliens

[kermitwormit]

Feel like angry aliens wanting to kill us all are inevitable before the year’s out. I for one welcome our new angry alien overlords. Let ‘em. So what.

A really loud alarm went off the other night and I didn’t even look up. So what. Stick it on the tab.

[JaguarPirate]

i have genuinely thought this before

when we’re looking “for life”, we’re always searching for carbon-based life right? Or at least for the conditions that would allow such life to grow. What if aliens exist in other forms though, that we just haven’t comprehended yet or come up with the right science to measure? Seems highly possible to me

[Epimer]

Aliens 100% Confirmed

I forgot to answer this. I think at the extreme end it could be difficult to conceptualise something that’s so different from what we call life and yet is still a lifeform. At the minimal end, though… what is life? (baby don’t hurt me) Is a virus alive? One definition would say no, because it can’t replicate itself without a host. But why does that have to be the definition? And if the definition is the ability to self-replicate, you can design some extremely minimal chemical systems that can s…

[SenorDingDong]

Was it the aliens alarm Kermit? Because if so we might need someone else to take the job of monitoring the aliens alarm.

[JaguarPirate]

that was far more comprehensive of a doing than i deserved and you know it

[Epimer]

It’s not a doing! It’s a discussion point that I think about a lot

[profk]

hate stuff like this.

like, if its not sentient and moving about a bit, I’m not interested. don’t give a fuck about a few bacteria fucking about in the atmosphere of venus.

sort it out.

[Yesiamaduck]

I like how we discovered aliens via farts

[SenorDingDong]

No smoke without fire, no penguin microbes on Venus without Venus penguins.

[JaguarPirate]

complete sci-fi musings, but how does the possibility of non-corporeal life fit into that?

[kermitwormit]

Oh shit sorry, could’ve been yeah. I just stuck my earphones in.
This is embarrassing. It definitely might have been the aliens alarm. What a mistake-a to make-a

[profk]

‘they found bacteria on venus’

• oooh interesting
• wake me up when they’re organizing professional football matches, mate.

[Epimer]

Dunno

[Epimer]

It’s not bacteria, it’s this molecule

Brilliant. I’m not fixing it.

[kermitwormit]

Weird flex

[Launchpad]

Accidental Liam Gallagher tweet.

if its not sentient and moving about a bit, I’m not interested. don’t give a fuck about a few bacteria fucking about in the atmosphere of venus. as you were. LG x

[blimeycharlie]

@SenorDingDong

Quite annoyed that they’re saying there are “certainly no penguins”. It very much seems like there might be Venus cloud penguins.

All I want is for them to discover some space penguins. Is that too much to ask?