Between Assassin’s Creed and The Snowman Fassbender now has two failed franchise starters in the last 12 months!

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feel like he must have done a Nic Cage and signed some kind of deal with the devil and now has to churn out all these shit films every year

In Between - thought this was very good, the three lead actresses was great and the things are really crap for all of us, huh ending was rather affecting.

Planes, Trains and Automobiles - as funny as ever, easily the best thing John Hughes ever did. I miss John Candy :frowning:

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Can’t say I feel too bad for the woman beating scumbag tbh

He’s probably begging Steve McQueen to hurry up with his next film

Gerald’s Game - haven’t actually read this one, but I thought it was really good?! Some very uncomfortable scenes especially the escape method and it’s always nice to have a film that accuracy depicts men for the scumbags they are

I fell asleep during this - it’s joined a very short list that up till now was made up of Troy and Wrath of the Titans.

Doesn’t even take advantage properly of the biggest advantage all Scandi Crime Drama has - the amazing scenery.

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Yup, I was very close to dropping off at various points as well, truly awful.

Blade Runner 2049
Erm. Yeah. Big ideas, bold filmmaking - but it often felt really overwrought. The film was often hampered by trying to appear self-consciously cool. This often came at the expense of truthful world-building (e.g. the set designs being SO COOL but not really stacking up to much, ideas-wise) and this is further manifested in some snarky jokes about AI (e.g. when his GF said ‘did you know this song was number one in 1966’ - she’s meant to be the equivalent to being a human, so, although this was funny, it didn’t really make much sense). Jared Leto’s performance was nails-on-a-chalkboard bad. Total turn-off. Hated the music/score when they could’ve done something way more interesting. Too long. Not a big fan.

Lean on Pete
I liked this a lot, relentlessly bleak and way less sweeter than I was expecting. Still my least favourite Andrew Haigh film/show. Felt a bit rushed, could’ve been longer. Generally love his sensibility though, quickly becoming one of my favourite directors.

Dark River
Not a big fan. Barnard evokes place in the same way she did in The Selfish Giant/The Arbor and I love her style BUT the writing was way too melodramatic - full of stock characters and events, extending to a ‘hidden family secret’ which resulted in a few audible groan moments.

Suntan
I liked this and its lingered in my mind. Character study about a Greek doctor who moves to an island and ends up living a hedonistic lifestyle when Summer rolls around. Really, really dark and strange and goes to places you don’t want it to.

he what?

https://theestablishment.co/why-are-we-ignoring-that-michael-fassbender-was-accused-of-abuse-c645433a4539

mm, hadn’t heard that, obviously awful if true

I rewatched Mamma Mia at the weekend. it’s bloody awful. Pierce Brosnan singing is a joy though

At this rate, Tom Hanks isn’t just going to be the nicest guy in Hollywood, he’s going to be the only nice guy in Hollywood.

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I’m cringe-seething just reading this but what an excellent phrase!

my mum works at a special needs school, and apparently one of the kids was on a tv show with Tom Hanks for some reason (I think it was The One Show or something). Tom Hanks found out the kid really had an interest in type writers and said he would send one of his own to him (as apparently Tom Hanks has a collection?). Turns out he actually did send him one too

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Couldn’t believe what I was seeing/hearing. One guy kept laughing and saying “oh no!” any time Cillian Murphy’s character did some cocaine which was just weird and there were at least 5 people in the screen who were incapable of not making an audible knowing-chuckle any time Patricia Clarkson opened her mouth. It was extremely irritating.

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I’m so pleased this anecdote ended the way it did. Come on Tom, don’t let us down!

(I can vouch for Brad Pitt if that helps. Lovely chap.

disclaimer: I met him very briefly but he was so nice.)

Yeah, he has a big collection of vintage ones, he’s written a book about them.

https://www.southbankcentre.co.uk/whats-on/123841-tom-hanks-conversation-about-uncommon-type-2017

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