The Alleged March Football Thread

Hope we can all manage to have a normal one this month, lads.

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Absolutely no chance.
United in shambles and an international break.

Gonna be like nearly every other month

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  • Dullest prem season ever
  • Maybe one of the Chelsea wins
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Title’s decided, relegation is decided with three utterly pathetic worm clubs going down. Only fun thing was Forest and the wheels have fallen off there.

Got to pretend to be excited about Chelsea, City and Newcastle qualifying for the champions league and seeing if Southampton can be the worst team ever. Dismal

Oh yeah United being dogshit is good I guess

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would like it if the quarter finals of the FA cup were played with penny floaters.

Three games played, bottom of the league with twice as many goals conceded as the next worst team… but the club insta is focusing on the positives anyway

Can’t wait to lose 5-2 to Shamrock Rovers at home tonight

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Probably that Chelsea one that nobody scored against them was the dullest. Even Liverpool’s last one would have been boring if it wasn’t for Covid. Didn’t they only need 1 more win before lockdown to clinch it?

Man Utd’s 12/13 win was very dull other than RVPs goal and Evans suddenly becoming a goal scoring CB

I won’t be googling but I feel like there was at least a relegation battle in those

That was the season West Brom escaped under Bryan Robson on the last day which was exciting.

Should be on some sort of quiz for dragging that knowledge out of the back of me brain.

Think the season has actually been alright hottake ouchie

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I know they could have lost every game after the restart and still won the title. But didn’t Villa only escape relegation on the last day? (Plus, y’know, the novelty of empty stadia)


MIND THE GAP

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I will do, after I renew my passport!

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My goodness, that’s the most boring set of Championship games in football history.

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Reckon that one where Moo went back to Chelsea and banged out another title was probably the most forgettable of recent vintage. Even he spent most of that year complaining about his haters and losers. Had to go back and find out who came second that year, turns out it was Spurs, quite funny.

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hull plymouth is a relegation 6 pointer innit

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Biggest game of the season

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Would love a dull 0-0 tbf

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We’re getting twatted by sociedad i think.

45 minutes with 10 men followed by 120 minutes and can’t rotate. Looks like maguires injured now as well

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