live with an ape
go to go dumped
be dog

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Up for all of these

Kick a ball over a house a catch it on the other side.

Too old for that now.

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Up for this

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Got one.

Move bales of hay

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How dare you

Parking up in Molesey and walking into Kingston along the river is pretty good though.

Eat meat, be cavalier with my finances, take the stairs at Russel square station

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Mind was blown that Kingston is a short walk from Surbiton, lots of missed gig opportunities

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^this

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Sticking to things I’ve already experienced:

Flying
Working in an office / for anyone
Going back to school
Having a mortgage
Going to a wedding
Spending any amount of money on clothes or furniture
Going out / drinking
Living with a cat again
Living without a pit bull
Getting a nerve struck while getting blood drawn
Taking a flying knee to the groin
Getting lectured by a Libertarian about the free market and inefficiency of government
Having someone tell me to turn down the volume when the loud part of Soma kicks in

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Shit myself
Fall off a bike
Lose any teeth
Go on holiday to Agadir, Morocco

Want to do most of these

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Start a zoom call with DiSers after a few ales

Have a camera shoved up my arse.

Same, but substitute peehole for arsehole

Oh god

Not just a camera, a camera with a mini water-cannon attached to inflate the bladder. Fuck me, that was grim

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read about the toilets at gare du nord. some of us can’t afford the counselling and are still trying to process the ‘experience’.

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Thanks for playing folks, we have a winner.

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