#75

^this

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#76

Sticking to things I’ve already experienced:

Flying
Working in an office / for anyone
Going back to school
Having a mortgage
Going to a wedding
Spending any amount of money on clothes or furniture
Going out / drinking
Living with a cat again
Living without a pit bull
Getting a nerve struck while getting blood drawn
Taking a flying knee to the groin
Getting lectured by a Libertarian about the free market and inefficiency of government
Having someone tell me to turn down the volume when the loud part of Soma kicks in

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#77

Shit myself
Fall off a bike
Lose any teeth
Go on holiday to Agadir, Morocco

#78

Want to do most of these

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#79

Start a zoom call with DiSers after a few ales

#80

Have a camera shoved up my arse.

#81

Same, but substitute peehole for arsehole

#82

Oh god

#83

Not just a camera, a camera with a mini water-cannon attached to inflate the bladder. Fuck me, that was grim

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#84

read about the toilets at gare du nord. some of us can’t afford the counselling and are still trying to process the ‘experience’.

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#85

Thanks for playing folks, we have a winner.

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#86

dont want to do this

#87

All of these are in my near future

#89

Oh yeah, go to a theme park is another one for me.

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#90

see a lars von trier film

#91

As long as she’s le bouef gets work that’s the main thing

#92

I’d watch a Chaos Reigns Fox spin off.

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#93

Get stung by a hornet

#94

Watch a game of American “Football”

#95

Eat vegan cheese

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