The Apprentice 2017


#1

New series starts on 4th October so we’ve got a week to make assumptions about the candidates based on their first press photos and quotes

GO


#2

Hooray!


#3

In a stunning turn of events, they all appear to be colossal nobheads! One of those shows I really can’t stand, but watch religiously every year.


#4

A shocking number of terrible pairs of glasses this year


#5

It’s the exact same every time, fuck it


#6

Always quite alarmed at how much older than me even the youngest ones always look. Like guy, work a bit less.


#7

one of them is called charles burns! :smiley:


#8

The first one is called Tory Boy!

Wonderful.


#9

YASSSSS!

Dum da dum da dum de dum da dum de dum da daaadum. Dum de dum de dum de dum de dum de dum de daadaah.

I had a pint with Karthik in July. True facts.


#10

how were the eyebrows?


#11

he’s got a hard road ahead if he wants to replace jos as my favourite van emden!

this is now the cycling thread…


#12

I reckon James is going to be this year’s Biggest Twat.


#13

Singular! He bought me a Peroni. Week or so later he went into Celeb Big Bro, was obviously a last-minute meeting about it that he was waiting for. Real nice chap!


#14

I’m going through each candidate’s description and just laughing quietly to myself…

…can’t wait for 'Prentice to be back on our screens pointed finger


#15

amazingly high hopes for Mr Burns


#16

Tory Boy is either going to be the first out or that wet lettuce who limps to the final (eg Courtney)


#17

I hope Karren wears a similar suit and tie combo in the first episode - looking sharp.


#18

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Suck a dick, dumb shits!


#19

Mini-Karren has to be an early favourite? But she also has job security - if she’s knocked out early she could understudy for the interviews round.

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#20

Those bins, jfc.