New series starts on 4th October so we’ve got a week to make assumptions about the candidates based on their first press photos and quotes
GO
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Hooray!
In a stunning turn of events, they all appear to be colossal nobheads! One of those shows I really can’t stand, but watch religiously every year.
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A shocking number of terrible pairs of glasses this year
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It’s the exact same every time, fuck it
Always quite alarmed at how much older than me even the youngest ones always look. Like guy, work a bit less.
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The first one is called Tory Boy!
Wonderful.
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YASSSSS!
Dum da dum da dum de dum da dum de dum da daaadum. Dum de dum de dum de dum de dum de dum de daadaah.
I had a pint with Karthik in July. True facts.
I reckon James is going to be this year’s Biggest Twat.
Singular! He bought me a Peroni. Week or so later he went into Celeb Big Bro, was obviously a last-minute meeting about it that he was waiting for. Real nice chap!
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I’m going through each candidate’s description and just laughing quietly to myself…
…can’t wait for 'Prentice to be back on our screens pointed finger
amazingly high hopes for Mr Burns
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Tory Boy is either going to be the first out or that wet lettuce who limps to the final (eg Courtney)
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Suck a dick, dumb shits!
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Mini-Karren has to be an early favourite? But she also has job security - if she’s knocked out early she could understudy for the interviews round.
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Those bins, jfc.
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Business rule no.7 - ‘Focus on your end objective’.
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Predictions for team names?
I’m going for Endowment for the boys, which they’ll decide in about three seconds of flurried chest puffing and then be immediately forced to change by Lordsuralun. The girls will struggle to agree on any words at all and will settle on whatever is blurted out last before they have to enter the boardroom. One will sheepishly whisper that they’re called something like Team Sassy before immediately disowning it and blaming the decision on someone else.
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Who do we think is going to have the greatest gap between over-inflated job title and reality?
Ross
Occupation: Digital Product Consultant
Actual job: works in a phone shop
Sajan
Occupation: Owner of an events company
Actual job: hires out a bouncy castle to kids parties.
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