The Apprentice 2018

Christ! This fucking show. Just caught up. I’m out! From Sugar’s “hilarious” quips, to the guy who knew they’d win because “the girls will be more concerned with their clothes and make-up”, to Karen’s smarmy “Uuuuuhhhhh, you didn’t notice the thing that you didn’t know and therefore wasted a whole five minutes”, to the constant shouting and idiocy. Every! Fucking! Time! No more! the missus can watch this by herself. I’m done*

*see you next week

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He negotiated a penny discount, my Lord.

I tried to make an argument to my wife about how I might find this series too much…given I’ve gone full socialist in the last year.

Hooked already :confused:

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“You’re fired”
“You’re fired”
“You don’t know what you’re BLAHDY well doing, you’re fired”

I’m only 5 minutes in and I hate them all.

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so i’m 3 and a half minutes in and one of the girls has already evinced a worldview that shares a lot in common with abu bakr al-baghdadi, of isis fame. and i am completely here for it

:clap: steam :clap: that :clap: tea :clap:

Best thing about the episode was the guy team leader saying “I’m more hungry than Budapest”

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Brilliant stuff. What a bunch of total whoppers. Hate loads of them already. See you next week!

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Well, the entire premise for the show is essentially Battle Royale for Socialists - watch the laughable humans of late capitalism fight each other in increasingly ludicrous ways for your entertainment? It’s the Coliseum, except Caesar is a Guardian reader and the gladiators are gobshite IT analysts from the Wirral and tax advisors-by-day/DJs-by-night from Yorkshire.

indeed!

WAAAAAAH. They are all so annoying. #sunglasses #cool

claude has no time for this

I love Claude

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They’re definitely going to spell these foreign language words wrong

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Dennis the Menace looks scary in 3 D

“What a crap name!”

first word they spelt wrong!

There you go, Bonjoir

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‘BONJOIR’
fucking hell.

What an absolute cow the girls project manager is.

The eyebrow piercing of one of the girls is nowhere near her eyebrow.

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